More Than A Gas Station

Hey! Don't fire shots at smaller stores! Besides, QuikTrip is a STYLE CHOICE!

Oh, absolutely! Where do ya wanna start?

Hmm to Google I go!

Do you have some sort of document that says you're a business? I'm not too concerned about that, but like those pesky regulations.

He steps from behind the counter, grabbing a large key ring.

Oh, absolutely! Where do ya wanna start?

Hmm to Google I go!

That's really nice, but do you want BUY anything?

HAND OVER THE CASH OR I SHALL CAST THAT ON YOU!!!!!

Get the fuck outta my store, hun.

Hand over the cash

He slowly drinks the glass of milk.

{the milk turns into a bunch of angry bees}

Now listen here, Wizard, their ain't no money for ya and the store doesn't like little thieves like you. I recommend runnin' out that door with your pointy 'lil hat, ya hear?

He's not paying that much attention to the wizard, focusing more on the bees. They are buzzing around him and letting him pet them.

{you now get paid 300% more}

Do ya see what's goin' on? I'm unable to be effected by magic, dear. There is always some typa loophole, no matter if the magic is good or bad.

{you now know that Abraham Lincoln has risen from his grave and made a LinkedIn profile}

Like I said, magic just can't work on me.

Part of my contract to prevent being cursed or whatever while on the job.

He sits up straight, hands on either side of the counter. He presses a conspicuous button next to the gum display.

They drag the wizard into the cooler, cover him in peanut butter and Payday bars, then throw him out the back door into the vicinity of hundreds of pigeons.

fuck

That's really nice, but do you want BUY anything?

HAND OVER THE CASH OR I SHALL CAST THAT ON YOU!!!!!

Get the fuck outta my store, hun.

Hand over the cash

He slowly drinks the glass of milk.

{the milk turns into a bunch of angry bees}

Now listen here, Wizard, their ain't no money for ya and the store doesn't like little thieves like you. I recommend runnin' out that door with your pointy 'lil hat, ya hear?

He's not paying that much attention to the wizard, focusing more on the bees. They are buzzing around him and letting him pet them.

{you now get paid 300% more}

Do ya see what's goin' on? I'm unable to be effected by magic, dear. There is always some typa loophole, no matter if the magic is good or bad.

{you now know that Abraham Lincoln has risen from his grave and made a LinkedIn profile}

Like I said, magic just can't work on me.

Part of my contract to prevent being cursed or whatever while on the job.

He sits up straight, hands on either side of the counter. He presses a conspicuous button next to the gum display.

They drag the wizard into the cooler, cover him in peanut butter and Payday bars, then throw him out the back door into the vicinity of hundreds of pigeons.

fuck

That's really nice, but do you want BUY anything?

HAND OVER THE CASH OR I SHALL CAST THAT ON YOU!!!!!

Get the fuck outta my store, hun.

Hand over the cash

He slowly drinks the glass of milk.

{the milk turns into a bunch of angry bees}

Now listen here, Wizard, their ain't no money for ya and the store doesn't like little thieves like you. I recommend runnin' out that door with your pointy 'lil hat, ya hear?

He's not paying that much attention to the wizard, focusing more on the bees. They are buzzing around him and letting him pet them.

{you now get paid 300% more}

Do ya see what's goin' on? I'm unable to be effected by magic, dear. There is always some typa loophole, no matter if the magic is good or bad.

{you now know that Abraham Lincoln has risen from his grave and made a LinkedIn profile}

Like I said, magic just can't work on me.

Part of my contract to prevent being cursed or whatever while on the job.

He sits up straight, hands on either side of the counter. He presses a conspicuous button next to the gum display.

They drag the wizard into the cooler, cover him in peanut butter and Payday bars, then throw him out the back door into the vicinity of hundreds of pigeons.

That's really nice, but do you want BUY anything?

HAND OVER THE CASH OR I SHALL CAST THAT ON YOU!!!!!

Get the fuck outta my store, hun.

Hand over the cash

He slowly drinks the glass of milk.

{the milk turns into a bunch of angry bees}

Now listen here, Wizard, their ain't no money for ya and the store doesn't like little thieves like you. I recommend runnin' out that door with your pointy 'lil hat, ya hear?

He's not paying that much attention to the wizard, focusing more on the bees. They are buzzing around him and letting him pet them.

{you now get paid 300% more}

Do ya see what's goin' on? I'm unable to be effected by magic, dear. There is always some typa loophole, no matter if the magic is good or bad.

{you now know that Abraham Lincoln has risen from his grave and made a LinkedIn profile}

Like I said, magic just can't work on me.

Part of my contract to prevent being cursed or whatever while on the job.

He sits up straight, hands on either side of the counter. He presses a conspicuous button next to the gum display.

They drag the wizard into the cooler, cover him in peanut butter and Payday bars, then throw him out the back door into the vicinity of hundreds of pigeons.

That's really nice, but do you want BUY anything?

HAND OVER THE CASH OR I SHALL CAST THAT ON YOU!!!!!

Get the fuck outta my store, hun.

Hand over the cash

He slowly drinks the glass of milk.

{the milk turns into a bunch of angry bees}

Now listen here, Wizard, their ain't no money for ya and the store doesn't like little thieves like you. I recommend runnin' out that door with your pointy 'lil hat, ya hear?

He's not paying that much attention to the wizard, focusing more on the bees. They are buzzing around him and letting him pet them.

{you now get paid 300% more}

Do ya see what's goin' on? I'm unable to be effected by magic, dear. There is always some typa loophole, no matter if the magic is good or bad.

{you now know that Abraham Lincoln has risen from his grave and made a LinkedIn profile}

Like I said, magic just can't work on me.

Part of my contract to prevent being cursed or whatever while on the job.

He sits up straight, hands on either side of the counter. He presses a conspicuous button next to the gum display.

That's really nice, but do you want BUY anything?

HAND OVER THE CASH OR I SHALL CAST THAT ON YOU!!!!!

Get the fuck outta my store, hun.

Hand over the cash

He slowly drinks the glass of milk.

{the milk turns into a bunch of angry bees}

Now listen here, Wizard, their ain't no money for ya and the store doesn't like little thieves like you. I recommend runnin' out that door with your pointy 'lil hat, ya hear?

He's not paying that much attention to the wizard, focusing more on the bees. They are buzzing around him and letting him pet them.

{you now get paid 300% more}

Do ya see what's goin' on? I'm unable to be effected by magic, dear. There is always some typa loophole, no matter if the magic is good or bad.

{you now know that Abraham Lincoln has risen from his grave and made a LinkedIn profile}

Like I said, magic just can't work on me.

Part of my contract to prevent being cursed or whatever while on the job.

He sits up straight, hands on either side of the counter. He presses a conspicuous button next to the gum display.

That's really nice, but do you want BUY anything?

HAND OVER THE CASH OR I SHALL CAST THAT ON YOU!!!!!

Get the fuck outta my store, hun.

Hand over the cash

He slowly drinks the glass of milk.

{the milk turns into a bunch of angry bees}

Now listen here, Wizard, their ain't no money for ya and the store doesn't like little thieves like you. I recommend runnin' out that door with your pointy 'lil hat, ya hear?

He's not paying that much attention to the wizard, focusing more on the bees. They are buzzing around him and letting him pet them.

{you now get paid 300% more}

Do ya see what's goin' on? I'm unable to be effected by magic, dear. There is always some typa loophole, no matter if the magic is good or bad.

{you now know that Abraham Lincoln has risen from his grave and made a LinkedIn profile}

Like I said, magic just can't work on me.

Part of my contract to prevent being cursed or whatever while on the job.

That's really nice, but do you want BUY anything?

HAND OVER THE CASH OR I SHALL CAST THAT ON YOU!!!!!

Get the fuck outta my store, hun.

Hand over the cash

He slowly drinks the glass of milk.

{the milk turns into a bunch of angry bees}

Now listen here, Wizard, their ain't no money for ya and the store doesn't like little thieves like you. I recommend runnin' out that door with your pointy 'lil hat, ya hear?

He's not paying that much attention to the wizard, focusing more on the bees. They are buzzing around him and letting him pet them.

{you now get paid 300% more}

Do ya see what's goin' on? I'm unable to be effected by magic, dear. There is always some typa loophole, no matter if the magic is good or bad.

{you now know that Abraham Lincoln has risen from his grave and made a LinkedIn profile}

Like I said, magic just can't work on me.

Part of my contract to prevent being cursed or whatever while on the job.

That's really nice, but do you want BUY anything?

HAND OVER THE CASH OR I SHALL CAST THAT ON YOU!!!!!

Get the fuck outta my store, hun.

Hand over the cash

He slowly drinks the glass of milk.

{the milk turns into a bunch of angry bees}

Now listen here, Wizard, their ain't no money for ya and the store doesn't like little thieves like you. I recommend runnin' out that door with your pointy 'lil hat, ya hear?

He's not paying that much attention to the wizard, focusing more on the bees. They are buzzing around him and letting him pet them.

{you now get paid 300% more}

Do ya see what's goin' on? I'm unable to be effected by magic, dear. There is always some typa loophole, no matter if the magic is good or bad.

{you now know that Abraham Lincoln has risen from his grave and made a LinkedIn profile}

Like I said, magic just can't work on me.

Part of my contract to prevent being cursed or whatever while on the job.