I don't know & I don't care.

“Why where you telling me?”

“I dunno. Guess I was just excited.”

Oh, please. I’m not going to take all of these at one time. I’m only going to take like six or seven.

That’s still a lot.

“And meet the man of my dreams in aisle six? How romantic.”

“Imagine telling people how you met. It would be great.”

“…      What.”

“Do you want a wikihow tutorial? I think I they’d have one.”

“It’s really quite lovely. I was thinking about getting mine cut before but Barnes was against it and honestly I didn’t think it was worth arguing. It could’ve been awkward I suppose, you and I might have had the same haircut and we’d be like people both wearing denim jackets next to each other, we wouldn’t be allowed to be within five meters distance.”

“I love denim jackets! Or we could’ve started up a a band, they all wear denim jackets.”

Exactly. That’s why I need these. [Gestures to the pills]

But that many is dangerous.

“I am not interested in that fact at all.”

“Okay.”

I would’ve, but I’d miss and then they’d know.

I crossed the road today and some lady or man or I don’t even know stopped the car because I think I was in the way and he or she or it screamed, “Can’t you see I’m driving here?!” and then I told her I’d watch out next time and it’s funny because I can’t see shit.

You should’ve punched them.

“You sound glad.”

“I am.”

“Right, but we’re still left with a dilemma. I can’t plait hair.” 

“Okay well you take a bit of hair and you kinda separate into three parts and kinda just fold them over each other.”

“Thinking about it now I don’t know if I should, I’m busy. I need to go shopping tomorrow. Take up too much time.”

“Sing when you shop.”

Yeah, well.. They’re certainly inconvenient.

Yeah, a lot of things in life are.

“All you have to do is sleep with curlers in and you and I could be twins.”

“Oh my god Ryder I’m totally gonna do that.”

“Can I plait your hair? And more importantly: can you teach me how to plait hair? Is your hair long enough to plait, even? I don’t know. I need advice.”

“Yeah I think its long enough. You can try.”