"Going a couple hours without eating a single kind of food? No thanks, I would rather kill a child" is such a wildly horrifying take to see MULTIPLE people proudly stating.

shoutout to girls who take a number of breaks throughout their day to lie down or spend most of it lying down

if you jokingly call people "big" or "biggie" when they eat something, even if its 5 donuts at a time, i am unfollowing you

if you jokingly call people “big” or “biggie” im blocking u or lecturing u or

Why do people hate fat people what is the logic there "oh no! You look a way I don't like!" Kill yourself

Being 11 was terrible i would not wish it on anyone

Fast and Furious? No. Scared & Uncomfortable.

“yeah no” is one of the best phrases in contemporary English.

i am very pro “love is the most important thing to put into your cooking” but also. please season your shit

Love is stored in the garlic powder.

this disability pride month lets be kinder to folks with moral ocd . no more “if you really care about this minority , you’ll reblog this post” , “someone will die if you don’t reblog this” , etc etc , and all other kinds of guilt tripping reblog bait . at the VERY LEAST tag your reblog bait so we can filter it out and avoid unnecessary spirals . it’s 2026 , we need to move past using guilt to get engagement .

I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who aren’t perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries aren’t childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

Everyone get more queerplatonic with your friends Now

I want garlic bread 😞

(said with pure exhaustion and giant bags under my eyes and hopelessness in my voice) Today Is A New Day !!!!

"erm actually this thing you said you experienced, where doctors treated you wrong, is illegal!!" Do you understand that medical malpractice is a real thing and not just a plot device from House MD. You get that, right. Right??