Quibbler Quoter

Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.

Oh well, I'd just been thinking; if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.

The consequences of our actions are always so complicated, so diverse, that predicting the future is a very difficult business indeed.

Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business. Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git. Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor. Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.

She would have been nice looking if she hadn't been wearing a look that suggested there was something nasty under her nose.

Draco Malfoy, the Amazing, Bouncing Ferret.

Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure.

After all this time?" "Always.

So young, to be fighting so many.

I don't think you're a waste of space; You saved my life.

Let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure.

Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. -J.K. Rowling

There is no good and evil, there is only power, and those too weak to seek it. -Professor Quirrell