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august: who the fuck

scott: language

august: whom the fuck

scott: no

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scott: did you have to stab him?!

august: you weren’t there. you didn’t hear what he said to me.

scott: what did he say?

august: ‘what are you gonna do? stab me?’

malia: fair

august: it’s locked

stiles: it’s okay. locks are my speciality.

stiles: *shatters a window*

scott: Why does august always put the dishes away so loudly?

stiles: to let us know no one helps out in the kitchen

august: gather around, we have a problem.

stiles: what, the fire?

august: no the- wait. there’s a fire?

stiles: never mind, this sounds more interesting

#august stilinski

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kaga: hey, do you think i can fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?

dabi: you’re a hazard to society

dabi: and a coward. do twenty.

august: my next boyfriend must be top of the line: caring, graceful-

elias: hi, i'm the- *trips over air, falls on his face, spilling water all over august, potted plant falls, spilling dirt all over elias' head*

august: i want that one

sam: miley won fair and square… even august admits it

dean: where is august?

sam: still in the shower, we think he's trying to drown himself.

august: self-care is drinking 3 pots of coffee and getting into a knife fight with god.

stiles: it’s not illegal

august: [staring at the trunk of a car that's full of baguettes] There's just so many of them

stiles: still not illegal

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stiles: [adding honey to his tea] Yes get in that leaf juice you sexy bee sauce

august: do you take constructive criticism?

dean: if the door was locked, how did you get in?

august: i hit the lock with my shoe

sam: your shoe seems to have the ballistic capacity of a .38 revolver.

august: weird.

#august stilinski

lydia: date someone who will drag you outside at 3 a.m. to look at the stars.

august: if anyone, and i mean ANYONE, wakes me up at 3 a.m. to look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life

august: a waiter could kill me and i would still tip 20%.

august: i would actually tip more if they murdered me. that’s great customer service.

cop: sit on a chair, we’re going to interrogate you

august, whispering: deny everything

stiles, loudly: this isn’t a chair

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zuko: what’s your worst fear?

sokka: once I threw a boomerang and it never returned. I still live in constant fear.

august, rollerblading into his therapist’s office with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this

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