questions I ask my groupchat

Me, Drinking tap water because I can: finally some good fucking soup

Sometimes the voices in my head Sound like my dogs, and they are all whining for food

How many shots till I'm wasted? I just wanna know not do

How do people so accurately remember their childhood, I mean I can give you weirdly detailed memories but none of them are really important or significant in any context tf?!

Tumblr pictures never loading is an accurate representation of my brain when I try to talk and forget words in all the languages I know altogether

Why do deodorants lie

I feel like cards against humanity had a big impact on our society and explains why I am like I am

How do moles recognize their children?

If shower get in touch with water regularly why shower dirty

Why aren't dude wearing engagement rings too? That would be

Economics why

Early 20th century slang us so funny to me why did we stop using that

Why did weird scarf go out of style

Do u ever think about how in twilight Edward is straight manipulating, gaslighting and controlling Bella and smh we are expected to see that as the pinnacle of true love and soulmates