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Could you maybe do something with Victor messing (///â///) (im so embarrassed why this)
hehe, iâm kind of glad i got a messing prompt. i just. never talk about my like of that specific part of my interests. anyway, im fairly certain i know who this is, since i was talking to you at the time i got this request. then i spaced out for three months and lost contact. but whatever, im at a family reunion, so might as well write this sort of stuff.Â
but, i did try to write this gently. its not noncon, itâs not super consensual. it is an accident and not just sexy times.Â
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i temporarily return from beyond to ask if anyone has drawing prompts. i feel like drawing something gross or cute, but i have a fever so my brain wonât produce itâs own ideas
so uh. i guess iâm into anime now lmao.
poor victor. he was just abt to go pee, but then yuuri asked him to come out on the ice for a bit before they went home, just for fun. and victor can never resist his yuuri or showing off, and especially not both at once. he can definitely hold it. except, uhhhh. the cold makes it worse, and yuuri makes him laugh, and his bladder is kind of weak, and skates take time to get off
that spontanious omo feel when u need to pee but ur cat is sleeping on u. the desperation reaches new hights when it starts dreaming and mrowing in it's sleep and u don't even wanna squirm bc it might wake up and it's sO CUTE

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Someone sitting in your lap and their warm body pins you down and they have to go but you donât let them off of you. Ocasionally you can see their legs fidgeting and their hands tapping where they sit. Suddenly, their legs tighten around you and you feel something. You think to let them off but for some reason you canât say it. They beg, saying theyâre going to wet themselves and that it would be in your lap. But even though youâre trapped under them, the real one trapped is them, for you wonât let them get up despite their pleas. There are more spurts and you can hear it and feel it absorb into your pants as well and they tighten their legs. You trace your fingers on their shoulder and through their hair and down their neck telling them to relax and they give a faint moan and they sigh loudly in relief as their legs loosen and relax on either side of you. You can feel the strong warmth soaking the both of you, followed by their hands and legs trembling. Color comes to their face as they lean their head back relieved and embarrassed and drenched, wetting forcefully. You stare them in the eyes when they nervously look back at you, not letting them get up until theyâre done.Â
imagine if Thor put Mjolnir on the toilet lid and all the Avengers needed a pee
Do you have any ideas for orc warriors needing a wee
Okay so I went on a bit of a brain tangent with this one.
Thereâs a historical trivia note about Native American warriors drinking a lot of water the night before a battle so theyâd wake up early. Now, I donât know if thatâs true, but itâs certainly a good starting point.
(Itâd be good for bedwetting too if youâre into that. Iâm not, personally.)
But letâs say the orc tribe is going to war, and they want to get the drop on the other side. They were traveling late into the evening to get as close as possible, and many of the warriors are tired and apprehensive as they get ready for the night. They canât admit their nerves, of course, because theyâd be seen as weak. So they follow the lead of the more confident warriors, drinking from huge decorated bottles for expressly this purpose.
Most of the warriors wake up as planned. Some, weaker bladders or lighter sleepers, get up hours early. Full and aching, they crawl out of bed and stumble to the latrine, some leaking or clutching themselves. Itâs a little shameful to be an early riser in this case, so theyâd only get up once they absolutely couldnât hold it. Some try to go back to sleep, only to find themselves even more desperate an hour later, and this time they know itâs either get up or wet, and the second option is looking more and more likelyâŚ
And then thereâs the ones with the opposite problem, who slept too soundly and donât wake up until the rest of the warriors are ready to leave, relieved and refreshed. Their bladders are strong enough that they slept through the night, but now that theyâre awake and on the move itâs unbearable. And theyâre already being mocked for oversleeping, so they canât ask for a pit stop. All they can do is try to sneak off, or keep holding and hope that they can make it until the fighting starts. In the heat of battle no one notices some urine among the blood and sweat.
Inevitably, someone canât. They were showing off and drank too much, and tired from hiking so they slept deeply. Their bladder is so full they could barely buckle their belt (and doing so caused a long leak), but theyâre too stubborn to admit defeat, even as stabbing pains and dribbles mark every step. If they could hold their crotch or squirm around they could last longer, but theyâre trying to hold their posture as well, hide the fact that theyâre quickly losing hope of making it. Finally, as the sun rises and the enemy camp comes into view, the warrior loses the fight against their bladder, which completely gives out, and they piss so hard and so loud that the whole troupe knows. They canât do anything but try not to moan and hold back tears as the liquid they tried so hard to contain splashes all over the ground. If theyâd been a little closer, the enemy might have even heard and sounded the alarm. They try to laugh it off but they were struggling so hard that they canât hold back their disappointment and embarrassment. As it is theyâre utterly humiliated, even the other couple of warriors who werenât able to hold it after hearing this one pee themselves have more honor intact.
Finally, thereâs the consequence of doing this regularly, which is that older warriors, mostly retired, would have bladders so abused that they have chronic problem. All the warriors would have sensitive bladders for a few days after, but the ones that survive all the fighting and go on to start families are either lucky enough to be the early rising type, and thus suffered the least, or have stretched their bladders to max capacity so many times that capacity has shrunk. So thereâs a bunch of grizzled DILFs and MILFs who canât hold more than an hour or two, and often wake up to pee at night, or find themselves leaking when they hadnât even realized they needed to go.
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Summary: Wade and Peter were meant to be having a movie nightâŚ
i return with more hamilton pee! now with bonus washington. trying to take the characters a little further away from the actors to avoid real-person-squick.Â
once again this is fanart for the amazing series by a financial diuretic, this time for worst case scenario
this has been a thesis procrastination sinâ˘

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what are your favorite books?
thereâs a lot of danish ones that are up there, which you probably donât know :o but i like anne rice generally, the kindly ones is good, i shamefully enjoy everything by 19, i like a lot of young adult and fantasy/sci-fi books, uhhh
if itâs bc thereâs book characters youâd like me to do headcanons for, try me? i used to read a lot, but itâs less since The Fanfic
any tony stark headcanons?
soooooo many, friend. what would u like to see?? my head i briming with trash, ready to spill over, but i need to know what to pour out
what r all ur fandoms? :o
thatâs a bIG QUESTION
uhhhhh, off the top of my head (and definitely missing some):
marvel, tolkien, hp, sense8, downton abbey, pride and prejudice,hamilton, les miserable, phantom of the opera, disney
and a lot more lmao
itâs easier to follow the directive of: almost everything that isnât anime, childrens cartoons and games
Finished Tony Stark omo commission for @ladycomedian!
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I promised actual content today so in the next 10 min i give you my marauders omo headcanon scene thing.
-so i imagine that remus is the kind of person who is always on his own ass about being in control of himself. It takes a fuck-ton to get an outburst from him about anything. He doesnât often complain honestly about things that are bothering him. And he is very much âmr. personal boundariesâ about bodily functions.
-then thereâs james and Sirius who are both âthe boysâ clubiest boysâ club boys to ever boysâ clubâ and personal boundaries are for girls and pricks who believe that toiletries count as personal property. There is no such thing as an overshare to these boys.
-then there is peter who would love to be chill enough to be tbcbcbtebc, but has no confidence to do so and is pretty sure that if he tried to be as open and nonchalant as james and sirius it would just come off gross and awkward.
-this dynamic leads to problems such as certain marauders of the black haired catagory completely forgetting that others are not likely to just up as announce that they need to take a piss and walk off in the middle of a task or conversation.
-this also makes them oblivious to the fact that after sitting in the hospital wing for a good few hours downing potions to patch up fullmoon injuries, remus failing to announce that he needs to use the toilet does not mean that he doesnât need to piss.
âor that he hasnt needed to piss for about the last hour of this conversation.
âwhich seems to be about purple cats, and he really hopes it isnât the early stages of a plan to prank McGonagall because he is really only catching every other bit of the discussion, and if it is such a plan it sounds like a terrible life choice.
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Omorashi shipping meme
â˘Who wets when they have a bad dream?
â˘Who has the larger Bladder?
â˘Who is more likely to have a shy bladder?
â˘Whoâll only use an appropriate facility such as a toilet?
â˘Who is more likely to have the holding kink?
â˘Reaction to wetting?
â˘Whoâd be caught wearing diapers? What would they and the other(s) do?
â˘Whoâd be more Reluctant to take a nature piss?
â˘How would each individual help the other out if they happened to be in a situation where a toilet were unavailable?
â˘Whoâd wet because of an anxiety attack?
â˘Whoâd be more prone to bladder infections? How would the get one? Would they wear a diaper?
â˘Whoâs more likely to have an accident in public?
â˘Whoâd purposefully have an âaccidentâ and would they be caught? If so, how would they and the other(s) do?
I really like the idea of a non-human or non-modern character (someone from the past or a different world) being stuck in a modern household and being instructed theyâre to use the toilet and only the toilet to relieve themselves(as opposed to going outside or using a chamber pot). Theyâve been shown how it works and assured its perfectly safe, but theyâre still weary of it. So they put off using it for as long as possible.Â
Maybe in that time, their host needs to take them to buy clothes or to run errands and makes sure they use the restroom before they leave, but they canât bring themselves to do it and end up impossibly desperate in the middle of a shopping center. Theyâre unaware that bathrooms exist outside of individual homes and too embarrassed to ask because they know they should have gone before hand like their host instructed, maybe even a bit resentful that they had to be instructed like a child. They stay quiet the entire trip, walking from store to store, trying on clothes, trying not to make it obvious theyâre holding their pee until finally their host says its time to go home and theyâre so relieved only to start losing control in the car on the way back Or maybe they make it back and mumble something about using the bathroom, only to be stuck in front of it worrying. What if they do something wrong? What had their host said about toilet paper? How much is too much? What if something comes up out of there? Itâs connected to pipes right? whatâs in the pipes? Â Where will their pee go? Will it end up somewhere embarrassing?Â
Relief is inches away and they just canât and end up wetting on the floor right in front of the toilet.Â