Death feigning beetle larvae also feign death
aaaah i’m dead and i’m a baby ahhhhh
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Death feigning beetle larvae also feign death
aaaah i’m dead and i’m a baby ahhhhh

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growing up in the 90’s without having seen Star Wars was kind of fucked
I had a vague idea who Luke and Vader and Yoda etc were but I had zero context for the prequels and awakened to the outside world under the impression that being constantly leered at by Glup Shitto and Sneebo Ploopus from every surface was just what life was gonna be like
welcome to the world little one! you share it with gungans.
me, in kindergarten: jabbas to the left of me, wattos to the right. here I am stuck in the middle with sloob. I guess this is just how things are young to be from now on.
Take me home - 20x24” acrylic on canvas. Available.
I had a dream that I won some competition for which the prize was a taxidermy weasel. Turned out it was actually a weasel taxidermy DIY kit for which they supplied the raw materials only (one live weasel).
There are many people who don’t share this sentiment, but I have an appreciation for when a fanfic is so separated from canon that it could’ve easily been its own original novel, and yet the author was only ever going to put that much energy into it if their favourite characters got to be there
I think there’s a difference between “the author stripped the media of everything it had to replace it with something easy” and “the author thought up a concept they really really like and are bestowing it upon the character like a medal”
it's the opposite of sanding off the serial numbers. like you really invented a brand-new AU just to put your blorbos in. you built an entire world just for them to play in. it's like rat park but for blorbos. i love you so much i invented whole new situations just for you. beautiful

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Shout out to that guy from Florida talking to my coworker about wanting to take his sail boat through Lake Superior in November. He was planning on a little trip and my coworker was like hey man I don't know how to tell you this but you will Actually Die
*Lake Superior, in the far distance*: yes yes yes yes yes do it yes yes
@ciaseeds PLEASE
yeah okay fair point
okay you people CANT just keep being funnier than me on my own post like this
Lake Superior perfect size for sailboat to put in
Inside very calm water very warm very good for sailboat. Comfort sailboat. put sailboat in lake superior
PUT. SAILBOAT. IN. LAKE. SUPERIOR.
the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists
we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting
IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly
Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.
CAST NOW
A mountain lion cub feasting on a mountain goat carcass. Photographed by Stay Wild Media.
"Overconsumption is bad because we have limited resources on earth and the production of your comforts is done by practically enslaved global southerners" - yes real. Fucking real and true.
"Overconsumption is bad because you will get fat and lazy and stupid and fat and your brain will rot and youll be a feeble whiny disabled" - okay you are a eugenicist. Can you fucking hear yourself

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yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
Is there a transfem version?!?
ask and ye shall receive
Nonbinary version?
enjoy 💛🤍💜🖤
like status: sick 😎
happy pride month I fucking love powerpoint slide transitions and gender transitions
Reblog status: sick 😎
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be proud of ‘small’ achievements that are big for you as a disabled person. share them with trusted people, share them online, write them in your journal or your notes app. forge a space for yourself. don’t shrug your successes off just bc they don’t look like much to abled people.
he still did 9/11 no one can take that from him ❤️
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Evening Dress
Girolamo Giuseffi
c.1912
Indianapolis Museum of Art