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hopefully the next time destiel delivers the news to me it will be that trump has died of natural causes at the age of 79

we used to be a proper country. once, long ago, we knew how to aim.

I need a way to make money that won't make me feel really really depressed, which is very hard for me because my idiot brain is stupid, and it gets unreasonably sad

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

truly so funny how dans seen as all edge and darkness and phils reputation is the sweet innocent cute one when in reality dan howell is a deeply earnest theatre kid who loved winnie the pooh as a child and phill lester lies for fun and used to wish death on other children

i love this so so much omg?

Love that Molly's like. You freaks killed my monkeys and burned down my circus. Unfortunately I can see how absolutely fucked you all are and I NEED something to take care of so I dont have to think too hard about myself so congrats! You are my monkeys! You do not get a choice in this