Feelin Like An Alien 👽

topping is actually gayer than bottoming because like the top is the one who's deciding again and again to put his dick in another man. The other guy could just be chilling. For all we know

“…use things to have good days.”

the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables

Basically I think a lot of White ppl think the antithesis to racism is "Black people are inherently Cool, White people are inherently Lame" and it's just very hard to convince them that this is also extremely racist lmfao

It's the combination of "seeing a racialized group as Fundamentally Inherently Good is still dehumanizing and you aren't seeing them as people" and "your self-flagellating White guilt is extremely annoying for the people of color around you to deal with"

im a regular guy. i can write bad fanfiction. im a regular guy. i know what words are. im a regular guy. i know how to spell real good. im a regular guy. it's not weird that i have a thesaurus browser extension installed

My favorite sport to play is sleep in bed. Here are the rules: you need a bed and a blanky and a pillow. You lay on bed with your head on pillow and blanky on you. You lay there and fall asleep for some time until morning. This means you win. Im going to go play it now

My DETESTED sport to play is DIE in NARROW CREVICE. Here are the rules: you need a NARROW CREVICE and a SNAPPING TURTLE and a ASBESTOS. You lay IN the NARROW CREVICE with your head on SNAPPING TURTLE and ASBESTOS on you. You lay there and fall DEAD for some time until NEVER. This means you LOSE. Im going to play it now

to anyone reading this: be proud of yourself for continuing on— even when you thought you couldn’t hold on any longer. I see you, I love you, and I am routing for you every step of the way.

i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

Remember when layoffs were embarrassing for the company because it meant they were failing and not an acceptable business model