You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

no weapon formed against my sweeties will prosper

i am. quite high rn and unreasonably delighted by the little pride flags that appear when u like queer posts. that shit is so cute

something in me just wants to play wrestle with a boy i have intense homoerotic feelings towards

Can we erase the idea that low-wage workers being visibly human on the clock is "unprofessional." It does not hurt customers to see cashiers drinking from water bottles or sitting on chairs. But water deprivation and forced standing are both established forms of torture. Hope this helps 😘

this and also i’m allowed to be a bitch if i feel like it because customer service is dehumanizing and i deserve my bitchiness