society sucks

sunday coolin

me to myself: girl if you actually applied yourself in like….anything you’d be dangerous bitch

god tier click bait

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

if we keep accusing ppl of being the zodiac killer eventually well get it right

maybe the real zodiac killer is the friends we made along the way

once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’ 

Have u ever met the human version of a headache

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.