i ♡ the gays -slimecicle

the slimecicle sexuality cinematic universe seems to be thriving

everyday i wake up and see a new slimecicle with a new sexuality on the dash. what would happen if they all combined and became one big acronym. slgbtq

but… I don’t understand… we already have a trans slimecicle… are you… are you afab somehow??? or……??

wow god forbid lesbians do anything……

i get it man, you're trying your best. at least you aren't like that other guy (ahem.... @homophobic-slimecicle)

im homophobic slimecicle

why are you homophobic, bro.

it doesnt matter why. stop asking

do you think it might be an internal issue, my friend? are you homophobic because you feel insecure. talk to me, i believe in you.

im not INSECURE. thats fucking stupid im normal. because im STRAIGHT. like MEN SHOULD BE. i dont need to talk about my feelings because im NOT insecure

leave me alone youre just like the rest of them

im literally straight & im trying to help

I'm charlie Slimecicle and there's nothing I love more than big buff oiled up gay men at the club

i look at big buff men all the time and i appreciate them for their personality. #ally i support you my gay brethren

i really like girls! :). supporting you all ♡

but… I don’t understand… we already have a trans slimecicle… are you… are you afab somehow??? or……??

wow god forbid lesbians do anything……

i get it man, you're trying your best. at least you aren't like that other guy (ahem.... @homophobic-slimecicle)

im homophobic slimecicle

why are you homophobic, bro.

it doesnt matter why. stop asking

do you think it might be an internal issue, my friend? are you homophobic because you feel insecure. talk to me, i believe in you.

im not INSECURE. thats fucking stupid im normal. because im STRAIGHT. like MEN SHOULD BE. i dont need to talk about my feelings because im NOT insecure

but… I don’t understand… we already have a trans slimecicle… are you… are you afab somehow??? or……??

wow god forbid lesbians do anything……

i get it man, you're trying your best. at least you aren't like that other guy (ahem.... @homophobic-slimecicle)

im homophobic slimecicle

why are you homophobic, bro.

it doesnt matter why. stop asking

do you think it might be an internal issue, my friend? are you homophobic because you feel insecure. talk to me, i believe in you.

but… I don’t understand… we already have a trans slimecicle… are you… are you afab somehow??? or……??

wow god forbid lesbians do anything……

i get it man, you're trying your best. at least you aren't like that other guy (ahem.... @homophobic-slimecicle)

im homophobic slimecicle

why are you homophobic, bro.

i get lesbians. i love women too.

thank you queer ally slimecicle

its not any problem, gooper. im just doing my job supporting women. #femnimsmsnfmsm