Foolishness At Its Finest

when your friends get you drunk enough to bring the Detroit out of you

im her, a budget hoe

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Speak these words aloud: GOOD EYE MIGHT. RISE UP LIGHTS. COCK RASH. You just said ‘g’day mate,’ ‘razor blades,’ and ‘car crash’ with an Australian accent.  Source

The Looney Tunes Golden Collection DVDs have a disclaimer at the beginning given by Whoopi Goldberg. She explains that the cartoons are a product of their time and contain racial and ethnic stereotypes that have not been censored because ‘editing them would be the same as denying that the stereotypes existed.’ Source Source 2

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The human race is mostly dead. There are an estimated 108 billion human beings that have ever lived. Because only 7 billion people are currently alive, that means approximately 93% of all humans have died. Source Source 2

Artist Reimagines Classical Paintings with Pop Culture Characters

(buy my book tho k thx)

Napping for just 6 minutes can improve your memory. Source Source 2

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Artist Transforms Dirty Cars in Moscow into Incredible Works of Art

There’s a ‘death watch’ that calculates your life expectancy and counts down the time you have left until you die. The inventor hopes it will cause people to make the most of the time they have left, be more aware of their choices, and live their lives to the fullest. Source

Transcript: KING, In view of your low grade, abnormal personal behavior I will not dignify your name with either a Mr. or a Reverend or a Dr. And, your last name calls to mind only the type of King such as King Henry the VIII and his countless acts of adultery and immoral conduct lower than that of a beast. King, look into your heart. You know you are a complete fraud and a great liability to all of us Negroes. White people in this country have enough frauds of their own but I am sure they don’t have one at this time that is any where near your equal. You are no clergyman and you know it. I repeat you are a colossal fraud and an evil, vicious one at that. You could not believe in God and act as you do. Clearly you don’t believe in any personal moral principles. King, like all frauds your end is approaching. You could have been our greatest leader. You, even at an early age have turned out to be not a leader but a dissolute, abnormal moral imbecile. We will now have to depend on our older leaders like Wilkins a man of character and thank God we have others like him. But you are done. Your “honorary” degrees, your Nobel Prize (what a grim farce) and other awards will not save you. King, I repeat you are done. No person can overcome facts, not even a fraud like yourself. Lend your sexually psychotic ear to the enclosure. You will find yourself and in all your dirt, filth, evil and moronic talk exposed on the record for all time. I repeat — no person can argue successfully against facts. You are finished. You will find on the record for all time your filthy, dirty, evil companions, male and females giving expression with you to your hidious abnormalities. And some of them to pretend to be ministers of the Gospel. Satan could not do more. What incredible evilness. It is all there on the record, your sexual orgies. Listen to yourself you filthy, abnormal animal. You are on the record. You have been on the record — all your adulterous acts, your sexual orgies extending far into the past. This one is but a tiny sample. You will understand this. Yes, from your various evil playmates on the east coast to [redacted] and others on the west coast and outside the country you are on the record. King you are done. The American public, the church organizations that have been helping — Protestant, Catholic and Jews will know you for what you are — an evil, abnormal beast. So will others who have backed you. You are done. King, there is only one thing left for you to do. You know what it is. You have just 34 days in which to do (this exact number has been selected for a specific reason, it has definite practical significant. You are done. There is but one way out for you. You better take it before your filthy, abnormal fraudulent self is bared to the nation.