We’re staying put. And so is our pigeon.

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

imagine if the person who turns you into a vampire turns out to be really annoying and you’re stuck with them

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

Joy and whimsy detected! This snower (snail shower) is joyful and whimsical! 🐌🚿

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me