I do think we ought to sexualize chocolatiers more

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

perhaps the first documented example of institutionalized manletphobia

But also the first recognition of short kings

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast

can i get your enthusiastic consent to succumb to the power of my amulet

okay. can we go back to my universe now

Bro last night was a tutorial

more characters should be 30+ years old

remember ladies, if you laugh underneath blankets you are at IMMEDIATE risk of dead wife syndrome. experts also advise to avoid smiling over your shoulder at your spouse while standing in bright sunlight.

u don't think about T being near the end of the alphabet, but it is. TUVWXYZ. T and U are the last holdouts against those monsters.