rugrats all grown up! sentence starters.
â they should label that stuff. â
â how do you expect to pull an all-nighter when you canât even stay awake during the least boring school activity ? Â â
â actually, _____, you chickened out at the first minute. but hey, be tight with that. â
â how about we go to the tuxedo store and swap heads on the mannequins ? â
â iâve seen worseâŚ.. â
â i think weâre looking at this the wrong way. maybe grandpas are like chickens ! some prefer the comfort and security of the hen-house, while others want to roam on the free range. â
â i⌠donât⌠CARE ! â
â be the first ones on your block to dress your pens and pencils !  â
â sorry, guys, cheerleader just accidentally hugged a chess clubber, itâs all over. â
â i was sleepwalking, you seriously think iâd go out in public like this ?! â Â
â weâre catching up fast. â
â and thatâs the worst part, liking someone so much and knowing theyâll never feel the same way about you. â
â heâs been staying late at school for science club. â
â what do you mean what do i mean ?  i mean youâre mean ! â
â i happen to be very nice. â
â right now iâd be happy having my mom gently chuck me under the chin and tell me everythingâs okay. â
â actually, i was hanging out in the nurseâs office. â
â why are we partners on every project? â
â jeez !  this is awful. â
â iâve always said the key to happiness is lowered expectations. â
â friends are like holidays: you can never have enough of them. â
â the grass is blue. â
â the pillows are hungry. â
â human suffering is the same in any language. â
â let me tell you a story about a man named van gogh. â
â huh. Â sounds like you just need my mom. â
â just be honest ! nothing wins people over like a warm smile. â
â iâm different, you know, like how i think. â
â if inside of the eyelid is pink, why do we see black when we close our eyes ? â
â i made a statement by refusing to show up. â
â maybe we are the normal ones, and youâre the freak ! â
â whatâs up, fool ? â
â this is a big country, and iâm sure somewhere out there, thereâs a girl that wonât find you freakishly repulsive. â
â a human sacrifice ! â
â what do i care ?  iâm not invited. â
â just once, iâd like to know what it feels like to be genuinely popular. â
â why couldnât i have a phobia closer to the ground ? like spiders⌠or zippers ! â
â  ah, you know lawyers. always so worried about losing limbs. â
â he has a wicked gag reflex. â
â Â no, itâs called eye crust. Â donât you wash your face in the morning ? â