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jongin x repackages ☠👔👑💪🏻

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xiumin:

• water efficient, turns off the water when applying soap and shampoo

• showers within 5 minutes

• enjoys buying different fragrances of soap and shampoo

• treats himself to a bubble bath and a beer in secret sometimes 

• the bathroom is full of steam because he enjoys showering with very hot water

• sings quietly in the shower

suho:

• showers until his skin is wrinkly

• always in deep thought

• always being pranked by the other members (lights are turned off, water turns cold/hot etc…)

• has flashbacks to embarrassing moments of his life, cringes a lot

• sneaky glass of wine in the shower

• after stepping out and putting a towel on, he practices speeches and jokes in the mirror. Members hear his laugh from their bedrooms

yixing:

• contemplates life in the shower

• uses the steam to draw music and doodles on the glass screen

• uses two loofahs 

• uses bars of soap instead of liquid body wash

• talks to himself in the shower

• once he finishes showering he will leave the water on for the next person (”it’s already warm so you don’t need to wait for it to heat up”)

chanyeol:

• always has to move the shower head higher to fit his height 

• pees in the shower

• he saw this hack on buzzfeed, so he started eating oranges in the shower. after that he just started bringing fruit into the shower

• has imaginary arguments in the shower 

• always forgets to bring his towel, he’ll yell out for someone to help

• if no one helps he’ll run out naked and looks for his towel

baekhyun:

• has a collection of cute shower caps since he doesn’t wash his hair often

• also pees in the shower

• brings his phone into the bathroom and blasts his shower karaoke playlist

• blows bubbles with the body wash

• uses the shampoo lather to style his hair into funny hairstyles

• when he comes out of the shower he wraps a towel around himself and sits on his bed and plays on his phone for 30 minutes

chen:

• plays his shower playlist on full blast (95% are girl group songs)

• dances cutely whilst washing up

• sings loudly

• uses exfoliating gloves to scrub his body

• uses shower bombs as aromatherapy to relax and unwind

• once he is done, he will wrap his towels around his body and hair and sit outside to watch TV for a bit

kyungsoo:

• always has to adjust the shower head lower to suit his height

• has one of those exfoliating back brushes so that he can reach his back

• closes his eyes and daydreams in the shower

• always gets a feeling that there’s a monster in front of him so he’ll open his eyes quickly

• when he comes back to earth he’ll feel flustered so he’ll quickly rinse off the soap and shampoo and get out

• he’ll apply a face mask and gets into bed to watch some movies

kai:

• uses hot water to clean his body and cold water to rinse his hair 

• practices choreography as he washes

• shampoo gets into his eyes since he moves around and the water hits his hair

• has some really weird thoughts in the shower sometimes (eg. When your dog keeps bringing you the same toy, is that because it’s your dog’s favourite toy, or because your dog thinks it’s your favourite toy?)

• sometimes he is so tired from work he’ll just sit under the shower and let the water hit him (and falls asleep)

• one of the members always knocks on the door when it exceeds 5 minutes of him being in the shower to see if he fell asleep

sehun:

• prefers baths to showers

• likes bubble baths because he can play with the bubbles and bring his bathtub toys into the tub

• has a large collection of bath bombs

• watches tv shows on his phone

• soaks for a long time to the point where the others knock the door and tells him to hurry up

seventeen mood boards - part two. part one here.

seventeen mood boards - part one.