That Dog Sure Can Play Bullet Ball

oh wow that's a nice sandwich. was it tasty?

boycott burger king we can’t excuse this kind of flagrant monarchist apologism in this day and age

please sign my change.org petish (short for petition) to make burger king change their name to Working People’s Burger Council

we cannot go from feudalism directly to full communism, we need a bourgeoisie Burger Republic before the Worker’s Council can take over when liberalism has fully developed in what was formerly Burger King

Support the Burger Republic’s development of productive forces by ordering from its limited-time New Economic Menu

my girlfriend got Mediterranean food. can you get divorced from someone you arejt married to

im sorry! i had too!! q would have died if he went in alone!!

bloodborne "prey slaughtered" screen but instead it says "diversity win"

emerson is like the best thing to ever happen to me and every time i see the miracle of natural life i think of him so you can imagine with this whole cicada business i have been thinking a lot

god i want his cock

i actually get to see jacky in person tomorrow & hug her & feel her in my arms & this morning i actually got so excited it made me nauseous and i had a fever which. sent me into a weird spiral of Oh No do i have the courage to do this

As a response to this, which emerson said he wrote write before he met me, I have to say that he was in the shower still when I got there. So I just posted up on his porch but I didn’t start smoking a cigarette for five minutes cuz I was like man what if he comes out and thinks its gross or something and he hates me but then I started getting so nervous I had to so then I like inhaled two cigarettes within like 10 minutes and the whole time I am like trying to find a good, cool, and relaxed way to stand on his porch, which means i was like leaning on a column moving my leg into various cool relaxed positions while looking over my shoulder to see if his door was opening (cuz i decided it would be cooler if he saw my jackets back patches and not the fear of the unknown in my eyes. anyway at this point I was so fucking scared and nervous and I wanted to puke so bad but then he like came out in his lil outfit in his socks (which i have learned he does regularly) and he ran over and he hugged me so hard and so tight that i felt everything i was worrying about just sorta evaporate.

short boy tall girl ideal dynamic

hey this is about me!