Who let the Doug out?!

guys pls if you dont post these conversations for me to see and revel in, im going to be really disappointed

no but really, are you all constantly tripping on mushrooms and imagining celebrities or

halp, i've eaten too many twix bars and now i think they melted weirdly in my mouth and it's fused shut.

someone's good at subtlety.

wendy, u ok

im at some cafe eating a sandwich called “the tom selleck”. this is the closest ill ever be to having tom in me.

how are you on tumblr in jail though.

please tell me jail looks like it does in that gwen stefoni music video with the gold bars and adorable japanese girls.

o i c, so im not responsible enough to be called in an emergency even though i have a car and can drive unlike ike over here, je comprehende.