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Also I found out my patronus is a wildcat @ Troy Bolton hmu

Prom is cool cause I don't ever dress fancy

I have a tummy ache ):

@howdareu an idiot sandwich :(

I keep forgetting to close my blinds before I shower so I can walk into my room in a towel and not have the people whose kitchen window is across from me be casually staring me down and we make eye contact and this girls husband awkwardly looks away and i’m still staring like fuck and shes looking at me like this bitch and im like trying to find clothes wthout dropping my towel and failing so they all see some boob and hell opens up beneath me i am transported to hell with a towel on satan is like u naked an i’m like speak up i’m wearing a towel

True life: I can't eat bacon while my pig is looking at me

Yikes @ slut shaming in 2016