Call me Daisy

this is the most important sorted video you will ever watch

Again, I can’t remember what video this is from

someone unsubbed bc of this joke??

So I guess she probably wouldn’t be a good audience for my own personal favorite joke, which I always lead into with “Hey! Y'all wanna hear a sacrilegious dick joke?!”

i can’t get over the fact someone let their own religious beliefs affect their subscription to a food channel over one joke about Jesus. i’m surprised the benuendos and literally anything else they’ve done didn’t make them unsub beforehand

I mean, we all know /everything/ Ben says is an innuendo if you focus hard enough and it can put evil notions in people's minds and all... ;)

jasonfaunt @imsebastianstan Thank you for stopping by our dressing room to say hi !! …and congratulations on such amazing success! You rock brother!  #powerrangers #marvel #wintersoldier

Ward smiling at Skye (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

“For the last time, I’m not coming back!” Leo slams her front door in the other’s face before storming away. She had finally found piece at a small farm house that she now called home. There was no way that she would let SHIELD, or anyone for that matter, push her back into the world of super soldiers and spies. A few minutes later the woman trudges to the door opening it with a frown. “Why the hell are you still on my front porch? I’m not inviting you in. Now take this and go.” A small box is placed into the others hands. Inside is Leo’s famous fruit loaf that won her best baker in the county. Without another word she closes the screen door and walks into her living room, leaving the large wooden door open. Knowing full well the other would walk inside. And honestly that was fine by her. Leo really missed the other, but refused to admit it out loud.

Daisy plopped on an armrest in the living room. "I had a good headstart but Mackenzie wants you in. A party is probably half an hour away, maybe an hour, if we're lucky, so we need to move. And quick."

RED - …thing that makes me angry. BLUE - …favourite memory about travelling. GREEN - …favourite place where I like to be. YELLOW - …food that makes me very happy. ORANGE - …funny story about something that happened to me. PURPLE - …silly quote or thing I once said. BLACK - …book recommendation. BROWN - …small playlist that represents my current mood. WHITE - …music recommendation. GREY - …movie/TV show recommendation. PINK - …celebrity crush. TURQUOISE - …fictional crush. GOLD - …mun selfie. SILVER - …thing I like about my fandom(s). BRONZE - …random fact nobody knows about me.

‘So we know that he can control it, but how do we control him?’

‘I saw you. You’re a hero. Like, a for-real superhero. Which is- I’m not like a groupie, stalker type, but oh my god! That is so cool!’

only the strong s u r v i v e  (x) 

a damaged soul does not equal a weak one // k.s.

fitzsimmons looking at each other like idiots (19/?)