stick me in your ear, I dare you.

Gee, thanks. it's because I'm small isn't it?

A.. sock?... Well aren't you creative!

I am SO glad to know that another once-ler is also made of cotton, just like me! Very lovely to meet you.

Oh yes I do! The BEST quality even for a qtip!

Haha, but really.. If my Q-Thneed business were to not work out and collapse on me, going off being a "freak show" of a cook would be plan B! Others would love a show.. I'll think about that.

..Well– I– uhm– yes but– no using in ears please.

That'd be a problem.. See, I have no arms.

Buuut.. you do! so why don't you give me a hug instead? You have the tools to after all.. just don't snap me.

[........click!]

wh—!!

ouch.

[You've done it. You killed him.]

Do you even have senses?

Actually, yes. For my own safety.

I-If you'd put me down that'd be wonderful..

Terrifying.

I know it's not very once-ler of me to be terrified of audiences, but– I've had.. experiences with large crowds of people.

Wh–! Well.. If only a ring could fit on me, that is. Haha.

no... no they don't.

S–STEP ON M— NOW TAPING ME TO THE CEILING IS ONE THING BUT STEPPING ON ME IS LITERAL MURDER?!!

Hobbies? Just regular things. Knitting, scavenging missing family members, cooking– Cooking's a favorite!! Since I don't have a lot of chances to do so.

I usually cook when the humans aren't looking, so I gotta be stealthy.