Pythonis

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

idgaf in a peaceful way

every time i get close to someone i feel like a stray dog trying to live in a house. like i don’t know where to put my body or how loud i’m allowed to be.

in a beautiful and just world, "fat-free" would be used to denote that fat people get something for free. instead, it signifies that a food item tastes bad.

sorry i act weird when i’m uncomfortable and also when i’m comfortable