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Yo

Name’s Mercury, Pokémon trainer

Bit of an artist I like to think

Live in Unova, specialize in Steel and Fire types

Kind of a big deal

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my friend’s chatot learned to copy her ringtone and now whenever i’m at her house i keep hearing boss music

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molly-the-pokerescuer

Really bad edit done by me!

Image text reads: [I bring a sort of "All pokémon are valuable regardless of their physical or behavioral traits" vibe to Rotomblr that competitive trainers don't really like]

world tournament is in alola this year, how much you wanna bet people start seeing aliens again

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Poorly drawn Spinda

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Please- please I have a family-

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we should criminalize ace trainers battling with their rhyperiors on the fucking I-40 when i'm trying to get to work on time. there is a goddamn BLISSEY on the road

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dear jirachi please send me 1,000,000,000p ^_^ (brink of tears)

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GUYS GUYS THIS POST WAS A JOKE

I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY MOM AND SAHHLJBGF[L;DLKJLFGDI SHE SENT ME A FREE SUPER POTION

THIS POST WORKS

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i just saw another Youngster throwing a pokéball into the water and it completely missed and he didn't even bother to scoop up the broken pieces. i'm so fucking disappointed with this generation see this is why lapras are so endangered because they keep fuckin Literally Choking On Net Balls that you don't bother to clean up. this is one of the most bueatiful shores in the world and there are only 40 lapras left IN EXISTENCE and one washed up just last week please please please STOP SURFING and STOP BATTLING on the ocean

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THIS!!!!! ^^^^ SIGNAL BEAM

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if you dont rb this post lets just say we're making eye contact

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Wait what is op talking about? Lapras officially stopped being endangered back in 2016 and are actually an overeffective predator that are driving gastrodon populations almost to extinction in some parts of alola. This is actually just blatant misinformation? I guess??

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can we please normalize battling people without making eye contact. "oh oh oh its polite to warn people before you battle them!!!!" L + ratio + skill issue + never let em know your next move + dragonite use hyper beam

has anyone here ever actually eaten a slowpoke tail before? i seriously doubt they’re worth how expensive they are, it’s gotta be some kind of scam.

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atompalace-official

….well, she’s got the spirit!

pokemonshelterstories

Related to last anon - how do pokémon that can learn explosion moves survive afterwards? Do they do the explosion outside their actual bodies domehow?

explosion is just the name we give to the move because it causes a huge expulsion of energy. it's not actually "exploding" the pokemon itself. of course, the way physics works, the tremendous burst of energy goes out in all directions, including back at the user. that's the reason why a pokemon faints after using it.

using explosion shouldn't cause permanent damage to a pokemon unless it's extremely weak or sick. however, it's a tactic that wild pokemon typically only resort to in life-or-death situations where they think that injuring themselves is worth the risk to ensure survival. as a result, there's a lot of debate as to whether it's ethical to use it in captive pokemon battles, since it's both physically and emotionally stressful for a pokemon to use.

realpokemon

I'm autisic and I find eye contact really uncomfortable so nobody will challenge me to a trainer battle. Do you know of any other ways to start a battle?

of course. you can always just go up and ask someone if they want to battle personally, no one really considers that out-of-standard anymore.

or you can just hit them with the ol Belly Drum + STAB Earthquake. they Will get the memo

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They won't look at each other lmaooo

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can someone in IT explain to me why the work PC is flooded with literally hundreds of porygon right now

thats what the vanillite want you to think. they're parasites. they've evolved to look like casteliacones because they want to get eaten to continue their life cycle.

i’m not a professor so i can’t say if this is bullshit or not but i’m going to endorse it anyway on the basis that it would be incredibly fucking funny

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how do people fight the urge to eat vanilite. it’s a floating castillea cone. you’re telling me that there’s a pokémon that looks just like ice cream and nobody has ever tried? not even a lick? if I’m ever arrested by interpol you know why.

*legally I have to state that this is a joke

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she loves to hold her pokeball and just. stare

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I swear I can’t take you anywhere, Kevin geez

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