Hati wittle jouwnal~~

Oh is my diaper showing?? Oops 🙊😆

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• Pick me up.

• Let me sit on your lap.

• Bottle-feed me.

• Tell me to put in my paci cuz it just makes me look so cute.

• Ask me if I need help.

• Tell me I’m too tiny to do things on my own.

• Call me your good little boy.

• Ask me where my favorite stuffie is, and call him by his name.

• Pick out my clothes for me and dress me up.

• Run me a bubble bath and sit on the edge of the tub with bath toys and pile bubbles on my head.

• Put on my favorite movie/cartoon without me asking and cuddle me while we watch it.

• Compliment me out of the blue.

• Hold my hand in public so I don’t get lost.

• Put me in a onesie and make me take a nap.

• Buy me giant stuffies to snuggle with.

• Read me a bedtime story.

• Act silly and make me laugh.

• Ask me what sound an animal makes.

• Praise me for simple tasks.

• Bring me juice in a sippy cup.

• Wrap me up in a bunch of blankets when it’s cold.

• Tell me I’m your precious little angel.

” Aw, baby. You’re too little to use the grown-up potty. Sit on my lap, relax, and go potty in your diapee/pull-up. I’ll help you if you need it. “

” Do you need to go potty? Oh no, you’re too little to use the grown-up potty. I’ll take you to your little potty chair. “

” Let me cut your food up for you, sweetheart. You’re too little for such big bites. You could choke! “

” Here’s your bottle, baby… lay in my lap, you’re too little to drink it yourself. We don’t want it to spill on your clothes, do we? Let me hold it for you. Just put your hands on your tummy and relax~. “

” Uh-uh-uh! Those are adult clothes! You’re much too little for those! Let’s get you in a snug diaper/pull-up–after all, we don’t want you having an accident in big kid clothes~. Stains are hard to get out. We’ll find you more age-appropriate clothes too. “

” Uh-oh, did someone make piddles in their diaper/pull-up? Aw, don’t cry. You’re too little to know when you have to go potty. Let’s get you cleaned up. “

” Nap time, baby~. What’s that? You’re not sleepy? Don’t be silly, you’re too little to go without a nap, you’ll turn into a fussypants. “

” You know the rules; you hold my hand when we’re out. You’re too little to wander around by yourself. You stay by my side at all times. Or do I need to put you in a stroller? “

” Oh no, baby. The public bathrooms are for adults. You’re too little for those. Just go in your diapee/pull-up, and I’ll change you as soon as we get back to the car. “

” You’re too little to check yourself to see if you’re wet or messy. That’s my job~. And no, you can’t change yourself. “

” In the back seat, let me buckle you in nice and safely. Of course I’m using the child-locks. What’s that? You wanna sit in the front? Nuh-uh, you’re too little! “

” Oh, you silly baby! You’re too little to dress/undress yourself! Let me help you. “

(ex: Disney movies, stuffed animals, Steven Universe)