Brain Sharts

When you're #high af, but still trying to hang with your homies.

i will never accept the sound of my recorded voice

Allow me to science briefly: your recorded voice sounds different to your ear because when you speak, you're also hearing the vibrations of your voice. So your spoken voice will always sound deeper than your recorded voice, to your own ear. #science and shit.

Holy flashback, Batman...

do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

“probably”

If nothing else, this gives me a list of shit to buy my girl lol

Okay but this is helpful

I'm surprised how many of these have applications for dudes. I was taking notes and jotting shit down like, "Oh, word?"

Me, sucking dick for the first time.

God has the power to heal 🙏🏾

he stopped heat damaging 💕

Salute

That first picture

we ALL know a black, scene kid named Devin

Look at God

Same shirt too :)

I think I remember seeing his story on here a while back. He said he was tired of being seen as a token by his friends and he had to unlearn some self-hate, so I am proud of him.

He’s back! Hey Devin!

God is good, and Devin is #fine...

Yet he is the one they “Debunked” until the Photographer had to step in and say “Yes I took those pictures and yes that IS Bernie.”

Lmfaoing that’s wtf I said

jesus???????????????

What the fuck was wrong with men in the 60’s?

advertising is important as it’s the historian’s best resource for identifying the values of an era. but yeah, these were fucked. the 60s was generally as fucked as the 50s. people forget that. 

It literally says ‘men are better than women’ in bold type, what the fuck. I knew this was a thing, but that is a lack of subtlety I couldn’t have written into a spoof…

This is the generation that spawned most of our parents… People our parents’ age run Washington. Starting to make sense? When you look to the past, the struggles of the present become a great deal more clear.

These advertisements had to go through layers of people. Someone said, “this is my idea” to a room of people and then sold the idea for money.

Reblogging with the updated commentary 

Bringing this back, because it’s important to acknowledge that this gross bullshit persists in our culture today. Stomp on this crap.

This reallllly fucking pisses me off holy shit

Wow. That's some top-quality bullshit right there y'all!

I think 2015 tried to kill everyone

Naw it was just the police