I like The Beatles

yall know the parents selling you to one direction fics?? yea that’s what happened to marianne. that’s why sylvia hates their dad so much. sold her sister to draag’s one direction :/

i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications