Paradox;

(/she nodded) Yeah I know that but if you read the sign on the door we are closed so once again I say if you don’t leave right now I’m going to kick your ass

Well miss this is my time and I am not leaving! You can call the cops! God this is so unprofessional. {'He ignores the other female and goes back to listening to music}

true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird 

@pvrdox

  "René" the vampire emphasises the correct way to pronounce his name before continuing. "As I have already stated my inability to eat it, you should accept that". Nodding softly he waves a hand, "I am fine, and yourself?"

"I'm bored and I thought I would talk to you because you seemed interesting..." He says while pacing back and forth nervously infront of the stranger. "H-how are you today mr René?"