jack | 22 | aries

I know it’s like cringe or whatever to care about media unironically but I actually do love when you love a story so much it becomes a part of your soul

i only talk to three people everyday and one of them is me

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

Dr Pepper isnt even a drink to me. Its more like a brother

All my jokes are funny to me bitch you aint gotta laugh i already did

don’t bite the hand that fingered you or whatev they say

we need irl subtitles. what are you guys even saying

*new yorker voice* ey! im spiralling here!

*new yorker voice* im fallin apart! badabing badaboom!

yes im always a little sick to my stomach with anger and rage. why do u ask?

my sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle

my sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle