PVNIC

Me, to every theory about a character death in infinity war: but the time stone…

people who are mutuals with their irl friends on tumblr are braver than any us marine

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

me

Avengers 4 title is unrelease because it has a spoiler in it? Where is Tom Holland when you need him!

Can the Grandmaster show up in Infintiy War with his Melt Stick and just officially pardon Thanos from life?

so the fact remains that jeff goldblum played the grandmaster with absolute peak perfection and absolutely no other mcu performance can top that, which is just a fact, but it means that either jeff goldblum has this fantastically nuanced understanding of this character who is incredibly ancient and powerful but still ultimately a silly hedonist OR he just rolled up to thor ragnarok like ‘i’m jeff goldblum and i’m gonna be playing jeff goldblum’ and fuckin nailed it

sam asking t’challa out by sending him a video of a cat and a pet bird playing together with the caption ‘this could be us ;)’ 

it’s april fools day today but here i am, a fool everyday