P

He missed you so much that he ate the glass jar and escaped to go see you

Yeas

Good

Babe, we are going to have a girl!!!!!!!

I will name her Jane the 3rd

What abouuuuut john mpreg fanfic rapist shotacom ao3

No but we can read that to her at night

You two are my otp, Can I be your beautiful family's pet parrot?

No we do not own parrot

I do i have a unicorn cockatiel flying in my room......

John doesn’t have that.

No John doesn’t have any pets he is tooo stupid to take care of even himself!!!

It doesnt matter because i got robbed but i dont matyer becausw my wallet got wings and flew away.....

No you are just autistic and very depression neet

So @sunnysito is going to be our 4th chinchilla...

No. He could not survive as chinchilla

If I were a chinchilla I would die in the stupidest way

Chinchillas live for 20 years in captivity thet aren’t like fuckung hamsters yoy dumbass bitch

She would really die becausw she gor dropped in the tairs 3 times and one time almost died because of falling on a hole and then got to the hospital

Why do you know her so much???????? Dony you love me?????

Is bwcause me and the sunnysito we are fighting your you, but she aldredy died because she fell of a bridge and i win your love

Who cares about her I am right hereeeee!!!!

I dont care about her because she is homoliquid......i only care about you babe angel....eve.....,,,

WHO IS EVEEEE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOY AREBT REALLLL YGHHH

I've said it 99999999 times, he's not John. He is too stupid to be John....

Yeas

Good

Babe, we are going to have a girl!!!!!!!

I will name her Jane the 3rd

What abouuuuut john mpreg fanfic rapist shotacom ao3

No but we can read that to her at night

You two are my otp, Can I be your beautiful family's pet parrot?

No we do not own parrot

I do i have a unicorn cockatiel flying in my room......

John doesn’t have that.

No John doesn’t have any pets he is tooo stupid to take care of even himself!!!

It doesnt matter because i got robbed but i dont matyer becausw my wallet got wings and flew away.....

No you are just autistic and very depression neet

So @sunnysito is going to be our 4th chinchilla...

No. He could not survive as chinchilla

If I were a chinchilla I would die in the stupidest way

Yeas

Good

Babe, we are going to have a girl!!!!!!!

I will name her Jane the 3rd

What abouuuuut john mpreg fanfic rapist shotacom ao3

No but we can read that to her at night

You two are my otp, Can I be your beautiful family's pet parrot?

No we do not own parrot

I do i have a unicorn cockatiel flying in my room......

John doesn’t have that.

😔😔😔

Yeas

Good

Babe, we are going to have a girl!!!!!!!

I will name her Jane the 3rd

What abouuuuut john mpreg fanfic rapist shotacom ao3

No but we can read that to her at night

You two are my otp, Can I be your beautiful family's pet parrot?

What. I am the real johnegbert what is your problem you stupid bitch. Angel i didnt expect tbis from you.... i love you so much i am the real john egbert im getting harf because you hate me, im masoquist

Dony call me a stupid bitch!!!

It wasnt for you, was for that stupid cube

Cube?

Never mind, is for that cube with a hat¿¿?

Superhgb????? He is not involved in this conversation.

yes i am

Omg y anon?

i'm not the anon

Ugh leave

@sunnysito was the one who asked the question...

Now im gonna to bully @sunnysito in school.......

But John doesn’t go to school! He can’t after sburb!

I know her im real live.

Why can’t you show up to me in real life don’t I matter?

The trip is too expensive from tje medium to youe house....

You’re not willing to spend the money for me???? Besides you have retcon powers you can teleport!!!!!

He's not John, That's why he can't teleport.

AIRHDUDBDHSISBDHJAJXBDHSBSJSJKDHFJSKSKSKDHDHSJSKAKAKWOWKSKSJDHFHHDHFHDHDJIXIXIX

Don't cry... 🥺

What. I am the real johnegbert what is your problem you stupid bitch. Angel i didnt expect tbis from you.... i love you so much i am the real john egbert im getting harf because you hate me, im masoquist

Dony call me a stupid bitch!!!

It wasnt for you, was for that stupid cube

Cube?

Never mind, is for that cube with a hat¿¿?

Superhgb????? He is not involved in this conversation.

yes i am

Omg y anon?

i'm not the anon

Ugh leave

@sunnysito was the one who asked the question...

Now im gonna to bully @sunnysito in school.......

But John doesn’t go to school! He can’t after sburb!

I know her im real live.

Why can’t you show up to me in real life don’t I matter?

The trip is too expensive from tje medium to youe house....

You’re not willing to spend the money for me???? Besides you have retcon powers you can teleport!!!!!

He's not John, That's why he can't teleport.

Yeas

What. I am the real johnegbert what is your problem you stupid bitch. Angel i didnt expect tbis from you.... i love you so much i am the real john egbert im getting harf because you hate me, im masoquist

Dony call me a stupid bitch!!!

It wasnt for you, was for that stupid cube

Cube?

Never mind, is for that cube with a hat¿¿?

Superhgb????? He is not involved in this conversation.

yes i am

Omg y anon?

i'm not the anon

Ugh leave

@sunnysito was the one who asked the question...

Now im gonna to bully @sunnysito in school.......

But John doesn’t go to school! He can’t after sburb!

I know her im real live.

🖕

Uma thinks she’s John 🙄

Yes, that is my real face, im real turkey

That’s a poopcock 🙄

Stop thiinkiing about john'2 cock...

Why u type like that

He types like that because he is not John 👀👀

I know but it is still strange

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But u r supposed to b John rip off

I think he is not doing serious rp⚰️