just found out i can enter buildings without asking if i just drive my maserati through the front door. weve never been so back

fml i just sent the "we ain't never solving this shit lmao" text to the Victims' Families Group Chat instead of the Hardened Detectives Group Chat ☠️☠️💀

mutuals to sit on the balcony on a summer night with

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

Mischaracterization getting so brutal I'm about to ask people for sources and citations on their wrong opinions

What is your source for the idea that he would fucking say that

AITA for smiling and laughing

Come with me we’re going laughing

there’s nothing like a good spiral in bed to finish off the day