all from mike nichols’ 2004 film.

hello, stranger.

I don’t eat fish. fish piss in the sea.

does it hurt?

you came to. you focused on me. you said, ‘hello stranger.’

what a floozy!

I had dreams of being a writer, but I never had a voice.

what would my euphemism be?

it’s the only way to leave. ‘I don’t love you anymore. goodbye.’

how does she feel about you stealing her life?

you didn’t find it obscene? 

don’t raise your eyebrows, it makes you look smug.

fish are therapeutic. 

I don’t kiss strange men.

she’s completely lovable and and completely unleavable. 

men are crap.

you’ve ruined my life.

what is this, patriotism? 

I don’t want trouble.

I’m not trouble.

what are you, twelve?

we were fish, long ago, before we were apes.

why do I feel like a pervert?

I think you’re the victim of a practical joke.

is he in love with you?

I look like a criminal in photos.

I’m not going to leave you. I totally love you.

I want to be there for you.

are you ashamed of me?

what were you so sad about?

we need to talk about this.

he’s very pretty.

I haven’t even seen you for a year.

look at me. tell me you’re in love with me.

I’m not in love with you.

he’s a stringy fucker.

she has the moronic beauty of youth, but she’s sly.

you forget you’re dealing with a clinical observer of the human carnivore.

that’s the nastiest thing you’ve ever said to me.

you know he’s in love with you.

I’m in love with her. we’ve been seeing each other for a year.

I have, at this moment, become an adult.

I hear middle class guilt.

you’re a piece of shit.

deception is brutal. I’m not pretending otherwise.

I can’t see you. if I see you, I’ll never leave you.

I’ll always love you. 

I hate hurting you.

no one will ever love you as much as I do.

I slept with someone in new york.

you’re phenomenal. 

it tastes like you but sweeter.

thank you for your honesty, now fuck off and die.

you have the face of an angel.

are you flirting with me?

are you allowed to flirt with me?

you can’t cry in here.

come home with me. it’s safe. let me look after you.

I don’t need looking after.

everyone needs looking after.

I’m not your revenge fuck.

lying’s the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off, but it’s better if you do.

you’re all cold at heart.

what’s so great about the truth? try lying for a change. it’s the currency of the world.

you haven’t got the guts to let him hate you.

don’t stop loving me.

if you love me enough you’ll forgive me.

my intention was not to make you suffer.

a good fight is never clean.

you don’t know the first thing about love because you don’t understand compromise.

I wanted to kill you.

you wanted to fuck me.

you could have chosen anyone. why me?

on the way to the hospital, I kissed your forehead.

I don’t love you anymore.

too late. I don’t love you anymore. goodbye.

 all from mike nichols’ 2004 film.

hello, stranger.

I don’t eat fish. fish piss in the sea.

does it hurt?

you came to. you focused on me. you said, ‘hello stranger.’

what a floozy!

I had dreams of being a writer, but I never had a voice.

what would my euphemism be?

it’s the only way to leave. ‘I don’t love you anymore. goodbye.’

how does she feel about you stealing her life?

you didn’t find it obscene? 

don’t raise your eyebrows, it makes you look smug.

fish are therapeutic. 

I don’t kiss strange men.

she’s completely lovable and and completely unleavable. 

men are crap.

you’ve ruined my life.

what is this, patriotism? 

I don’t want trouble.

I’m not trouble.

what are you, twelve?

we were fish, long ago, before we were apes.

why do I feel like a pervert?

I think you’re the victim of a practical joke.

is he in love with you?

I look like a criminal in photos.

I’m not going to leave you. I totally love you.

I want to be there for you.

are you ashamed of me?

what were you so sad about?

we need to talk about this.

he’s very pretty.

I haven’t even seen you for a year.

look at me. tell me you’re in love with me.

I’m not in love with you.

he’s a stringy fucker.

she has the moronic beauty of youth, but she’s sly.

you forget you’re dealing with a clinical observer of the human carnivore.

that’s the nastiest thing you’ve ever said to me.

you know he’s in love with you.

I’m in love with her. we’ve been seeing each other for a year.

I have, at this moment, become an adult.

I hear middle class guilt.

you’re a piece of shit.

deception is brutal. I’m not pretending otherwise.

I can’t see you. if I see you, I’ll never leave you.

I’ll always love you. 

I hate hurting you.

no one will ever love you as much as I do.

I slept with someone in new york.

you’re phenomenal. 

it tastes like you but sweeter.

thank you for your honesty, now fuck off and die.

you have the face of an angel.

are you flirting with me?

are you allowed to flirt with me?

you can’t cry in here.

come home with me. it’s safe. let me look after you.

I don’t need looking after.

everyone needs looking after.

I’m not your revenge fuck.

lying’s the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off, but it’s better if you do.

you’re all cold at heart.

what’s so great about the truth? try lying for a change. it’s the currency of the world.

you haven’t got the guts to let him hate you.

don’t stop loving me.

if you love me enough you’ll forgive me.

my intention was not to make you suffer.

a good fight is never clean.

you don’t know the first thing about love because you don’t understand compromise.

I wanted to kill you.

you wanted to fuck me.

you could have chosen anyone. why me?

on the way to the hospital, I kissed your forehead.

I don’t love you anymore.

too late. I don’t love you anymore. goodbye.