happy anniversary!!

what is this from

the titanic

2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago

hey op guess what

oh nevermind you’re died

I think maybe the thing I like most about the human race is that we will invent something completely, utterly, blazingly stupid and then do it because it brings joy. This is so dumb. This is so awesome. This makes me so happy.

famous russia's peacefulness is now being felt in about half of Ukraine. in the form of drones, as usual.

Kropyvnitskyi city has been attacked by drones the whole evening/night to the point that our national railway had to create hours long delays to move around the city and the damages in the region. That's how bad it's been these days. That's what russia is doing while people are pressuring Ukraine into silence and submission.

I'm sorry but I will never ever use goon as slang for a guy who jacks off a lot or whatever it apparently means now. A goon is a guy in a clown mask and purple tank top who sees a caped crusader swooping down to beat up him and his buddies and yells "IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT!" and I will accept nothing else.

conservatives have fully lost the plot its actually extremely normal for little kids to pretend to be animals. it's a pretty essential part of their mental development and helps them practice creative skills actually. if a kid comes up to you and says "I'm a kitty cat" you don't need to reality check them. it's fine actually. the correct response is to say "are you? have you caught any mice today? what kind of kitty cat? do you have orange stripes? should we have tuna salad for lunch?"

I mean it's entirely possible that they'll take one bite of your tuna salad and say "hmm. I don't want to be a cat anymore i think"

Mantids almost never do that in the wild actually! It’s the result of observation in captivity with inadequate nutrition available to the female!

There is a scientist observing both of them from the cuck chair off screen