Had a bad day? Need a #PickMeUp? . Well I have a tale about a loser to make you feel like a total winner . . . . I have a staph infection at the mo - 'cause my body likes to throw me regular challenges π . It resides in my sinuses and I've had it on & off for nearly a decade. . People who suffer with sinus infections will know the majority of the symptoms, but I get the added glamour of blowing black grit out of my schnozz as well π€’. Cool, right!?! . So today I was playing shopkeeper in a a local fashion accessory shop (dress jewellery), and had to empty my nose into a tissue on a number of occasions. . On one of these discharges, I managed to blow a fluorescent green piece of DISGUSTING ooze out of my right "nose hole" only to land on the highest point of my right bazooka. . My BOOB people - my right boob. . But I didn't know that Mother Nature had given me a free 'broach' - oh no - I had NO idea! . Not until after I had served a dozen people over the space of 2.5 hours, closed the shop & a passing friend pointed it out politely. . I had a GIANT piece of SNOT on my chest for nearly 3 hours with complete strangers thinking I am the grossest human being on Earth. . Bloody Hell! . I guess it could have been worse. It could have been on my chin π€£π€£π€£ (at Busselton, Western Australia)