I'm here, I guess

Sebastian: *unbothered expression as he looks over at you* Really?

Sam: *flails around* JEEEEEEEZ LOUISE! why the HELL did you do that?!

Alex: *shivers from being startled but tries to play it off* Is ya brain smooth or somethin? *chuckles* Don't yell like that you weirdo.

Elliott: *his cup of tea goes FLYING out of his hands* HEAVENS TO MURGATROYD!!! Farmer?! Goodness me, what is it?!

Harvey: *gasps loudly and goes on high alert, before realising you were just being silly* Farmer please *chuckles* That's not good for my anxiety.

Shane: *SCREAMS BACK, then gives you an unamused expression* Fuckin little idiot.

Marnie: *quickly wipes away a tear* O-oh! Shane, Hello..How was work? *smiles*

Shane: *narrows his eye's* Are you ok?

Marnie: Yes? Why wouldn't I be?

Shane: Puffy eyes, tissues on the desk, You've been cryin'

Marnie: I'm fine Shane.

Shane: ...Its Lewis isn't it

Marnie: *tears up again*

Shane: *angry expression and he clenches his fists* I dont know why you bother with him, he's an asshole.

Marnie: *chuckles through sadness* Shane!

Shane: *also laughs* What?! He is! He doesn't deserve you Aunt Marn, I hope you see that one day. *walks off*

Marnie: ..Shane.

Shane: *Turns his head* Yeah?

Marnie: ...Thanks.

Shane: *smiles and walks off*

Pam: Its been a long time since a man was this close to me Dr.Harvey *flirty smile*

Harvey: (?!) Erm, OK.

Pam: *chuckles* I think we'd make a good fit.

Harvey: *under his breath* Fit, is not a word I would use to describe you Pamela.

Pam: Huh? Whatcha say?

Harvey: *smiles* nothing.

Sebastian: *startled* What?!

Abigail: Look! It's Marlon!

Sebastian: The adventure guild dude?

Abigail: Have some respect Seb! He keeps us safe, he fights monsters! I'm gonna join the guild one day, just you wait, then people will respect me, including Marlon! *smug smile*

Sebastian: You? Pfft, you're scared of everything.

Abigail: Shhh he's coming!

Marlon: *walks infront of them*

Abigail: H-Hi Sir Marlon.

Marlon: Morning Annita *smiles as he carries on walking*

Abigail: Its..Abigail, Sir.

Marlon: Ah yes, right you are Annabelle. *continues walking off*

Abigail: ....

Sebastian: *holding back a laugh*

Abigail: *punches his arm* Shut up.

(This is my personal opinion, if you don't like that, stay mad I guess? Also, I'm not including NSFW in my tags, because you can get shadow banned and monitored for tagging it, so just know some mods mentioned are sensitive material. Read at your own will)

Farmer: Morning Krobus.

Krobus: Good morning

Farmer: *looks concerned as Krobus stands there, soaking wet* Its raining dude..

Krobus: Well done, detective. Keen eye for observation you have there.

Farmer: (?!) I just meant why are you stood in the rain?! And who taught you sarcasm?!

Krobus: I hear people *chuckles* I learn.

Farmer: Well..I dont know how I feel about all this attitude Krobus, not gonna lie.

Maru

I just want peace on earth 💜

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Sebastian: Impossible, no peace when you're around..

Sam: LMFAO! 👆🏻

Maru: Shut up Sebastian 🙄

Demetrius: I just want the emo living in my basement to move out. But we cant all get what we want, can we Sebastian?

Sebastian: Oh here we go 😴🤣

Abigail: Oop 👀

Sebastian: Haven't you got some poisonous mushrooms to research? Do me a favour, eat one.

Demetrius: Haven't you got some bills to help pay? Or do you plan on sponging off your mother forever?

Kent: Shots fired.

Maru: World peace isn't going to happen anytime soon with YOU TWO!

Pierre:

Went to walk to JoJa Mart this morning, then I realised I have good taste, and went back to my own shop.

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Caroline: Pierre 🤦🏻‍♀️It'll only cause Drama..

Pierre: 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

Alex: 👀

Shane: 🍿🍿

Morris: You should have, change of scenery from that little shithole you call a store!

Pierre: You WRETCH! Don't talk about my store!! 😡

Morris: Or what?! Don't talk about MY business!! 😡 You started this!

Pierre: Vile piece of garbage!

Morris: That's not what your mother says!

Pierre: Are you at the store?! Because I'm gonna come and give you a piece of my mind!

Morris: I gave your mother a piece last night, Not my mind, but definitely something! Bring it on.

Pierre: You RAT! 😡😡

Sebastian: *mumbles* What?

Robin: I thought you'd be awake by now..

Sebastian: *grumbles irritated while rolling over half asleep to look at his phone* It's 8am mum..Why the hell would you think I'd be up? Go away *rolls back over*

Robin: You told Maru you'd catch the bus to Zuzu City with her at 8:45!

Sebastian: *sits up in bed and gives Robin a confused look* ...Why the fuck would I agree to go to Zuzu City with Maru?

Robin: First of all, watch your mouth, secondly, she mentioned some kind of museum tour? And I assumed you said you'd go because you want to spend some quality time with your younger sister because it would be nice?! That's what I'm telling myself anyway, now GET UP.

Sebastian: Ohhh yeah, shit, I remember now! I wasn't going for Maru though *chuckles* I was gonna bounce when we got there, im meeting up with someone. Maru can do whatever boring thing she wants to do..Hard pass from me though.

Robin: *sighs* Sebastian! *disapproving look*

Sam: Oh nooo.

Kent: Dont.

Sam: Our table.

Kent: Sam! *gives angry look*

Sam: ....

Kent: *contuines to stare at him*

Sam: .....Its broken.

Kent: *sighs*

Sam: Dude!? *coughs*

Sebastian: *flicks his cig ash on Sam and chuckles* Shut up.

Robin: ...

Demetrius: Jesus Christ...

Shane: *drunk* Woooo hell yeah! Tell 'em! *laughs*

Lewis: Robin! Control your son! Goodness me!

Robin: He's doing his thing *sigh* let him do his thing.

🌠Traumatic shit in my life🌠🤣

And now I've discovered mods after getting it on my PC I'm OBSESSED with it again 😅

Lewis: Hey everyone watching! Today is a great day! Let's go see what everyone is up too. *Camera pans to Sam twerking and Sebastian stood there smoking*

Sam: Wooo ayyyy ayyyyy!

Sebastian: Get that camera out of my fuckin face..

Lewis: *panics* Erm, anyway *sees Shane and quickly walks over* Hello Shane, how are you today? Are you liking the Parade? *smiles*

Shane: *drunk af* Am I on TV?! *grabs the camera and sticks his face in it* I wanna say Hey to my aunt Marnie! Heyyyyyyyy! *drunken laugh*

Marnie: *behind the camera* Shane hun, I'm here, filming.

Shane: Oh..HEYYYYYYYY Marniiiiiiiie!

Lewis: *mumbles* for god sake.. *quickly moves himself and Marnie away again* Harvey! Can you tell us how you're feeling with today's festivities?

Harvey: *starts shaking and sweating from being camera shy* I...Erm...I...You see..aaaARGH *runs away*

Lewis: ...We're never going to get some good footage at this rate. *sees Alex* Alex, hello! Can you tell us how you feel about the parade? What have you been up to? *smiles*

Alex: I came for the bitches and hoes *smirks into the camera* come find me.

Lewis: *sighs* Marnie turn the camera off..

Farmer: Aw thanks! Its really pretty! *touches it and pulls their hand away with a harsh gasp* Krobus it's literally burning hot!!

Krobus: Yes..Its fire rock..Of course it is.

Farmer: ...Well I can't touch it like you can! I'm a human! It hurts me!

Krobus: ....Oh...My apologies.

Farmer: You good?

Shane: And my left arm hurts.

Farmer: Shane?

Shane: *chuckles* another beer will sort that out. *cracks open a cold one*

Farmer: Shane, I think you're having a heart attack.

Shane: *struggling to breathe as he sips his beer* Mmm, refreshing.