Another happy landing.

I'm so glad the star wars community did not overstate the delight that is Eli Vanto. He's a nerd. He's a hick. He has an incredibly useful degree and no way to apply it. He' so angry all the time. Cannot stress enough the nerd part or the angry part. He's highkey a terrible person. He got headhunted right out of college with no way to turn it down so now he's professionally stuck being the Little Guy for one of the most terrifying strategists in the galaxy. His interests include shipping manifests and excel spreadsheets. He's a walking cautionary tale on the dangers of becoming important at your job. He regularly thinks about committing treason. People call him pretty boy.

obi-wan kenobi only looks like a respectable, even-tempered rule-follower because he's standing next to Anakin "what are rules" Skywalker and Ahsoka "i know the rules but i don't give a shit" Tano. the moment he's alone, and not being forced to keep anyone in check, he is JUST as chaotic as the other two, if not more because he DOES know the rules and he DOES give a fuck so the fact that he's breaking them means he REALLY wants to ruin someone's day

My scorching hot take is that Qui-Gon would NOT have been a better master for Anakin and that the only factor that needed to change to keep Anakin from the dark side was Palpatine. No one could have saved Anakin from him.

Love it when a robot character has an inexpressible immobile face but stares at you in silence in a way that you know is judgemental

in my mind "its not that deep" depends on how much the person is enjoying themselves, especially when it comes to fandom stuff. fans making lengthy character analysis out of a character with 2 seconds of screentime? theyre having a grand ol' time playing make believe in the shallow end of the pool and im not gonna stop their fun. people making discourse and starting fights over those same nothingburger characters? you are acting like you are drowning in an inch of water. stand up. youre fine.

Bail Organa is barely in "Revenge of the Sith" and he's such a badass in those few moments that it's wonderful. The Jedi have been declared traitors? Better go pick some Jedi Council members up personally and smuggle them onto Coruscant to destroy the trap beacon. Yoda tries to assassinate the new Emperor? Bail Organa is waiting solo outside in the getaway speeder, giving free taxi rides for people trying to kill dictators. Anakin Skywalker has turned to the Dark Side and killed Padmé? Better adopt and raise Darth Vader's daughter with unconditional love. And after this movie is over, Bail is apparently going to go right back to work in the Imperial Senate while helping to found the Rebellion, because this superspy does not fucking blink.