𝕘𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕪𝕒

     “But… you just said that I was right. Like, two seconds ago.”

     “W— Wait what? I was just joking? Have you seriously procrastinated all week?”

     “Isn’t that just admitting that you’ve been doing nothing but procrastinating?”

   “ yeah, yeah, “ he waves a hand, frustrated. “ whining a bunch. it must remind you of the times you can’t gugurekasu stuff you ask me about. “

    uh yeah you’d know if you paid any attention to him instead of looking through the lens of a camera! go check out his twitter for some new updates on songs and future collabs, by the way, you can follow his twitter handle at –

                     ❝ i  am  more  then  capable  of  efficiently  using  the  internet.  further,  be  able  to  ignore  certain  parts  of  it.  like  your  twitter  ...  and  your  soundcloud. ❞

        “I can play any instrument,” he replied confidently.         All it was; self reliant on an ability to read sheet music and attach each symbol to a key, a string, or any medium that could produce a unique sound. This was one of his many functions that covered the makeup of his entirety.          “If you wanna hear me play, come see one of my performances.”

                     ❝ excellent.  well,  if  that’s  the  case  then  let  me  know  when  your  next  performance  will  be  and  i’ll  make  sure  to  free  my schedule. ❞

“Well… Kind of, yeah. It’s more of me liking the color scheme more than anything. Hey! Don’t diss spandex! It’s useful when on a budget! But this suit isn’t spandex anymore, it’s made of three materials. A super light and breathable fabric on the blues which lets me do all my amazing parkour and free running, a thicker, more padded version on the reds since its where I’m most likely to get decked and the white is made of flexible carbon fibre just to add a bit more kick to my attacks.”

He was genuinely surprised! Apparently, someone had made a perfect AI simulation of Hatsune Miku, to the point where she could talk more fluidly than he’s ever heard. And - Had she just, had he just been sassed by Hatsune Miku?… He didn’t know if he should feel insulted or he should bust out laughing. 

“Hey! Give me a break, alright? I was fifteen when I came up with the name! Besides, a radioactive spider bit me, what was I supposed to call myself? The amazing bug-man? Nah, it doesn’t work like that. “

                     ❝ i  don’t  have  all  the  answers  you  know  ---  ??  look,  if  what  you’re  saying  is  true  and  you’re  some  type  of  crime  fighter  ...  i’m  just  saying  that  your  suit  looks  far  to  light  to  be  productive.  no  matter  what  you  say  ---  !! ❞

          actually,  he  might  a  POINT  upon  one  set  of  words  that  seemed  to  venture  from  behind  his  ...  mask  ---  ??  she  shakes  THAT  thought  away  for  but  few  moments,  recalling  HERSELF  back  to  the  reality  at  hand,  a  finger  tapping  towards  her  own  cheek,  she  PONDERS  ...  what  could  her  call  himself  ---  ??           that  shouldn’t  even  be  her  CONCERN  at  this  ---  !!  the  way  he  describes  these  powers  of  his  ...  of  course,  EVERYONE  has  a  gimmick  nowadays  ---  !!  she  OFFERS  the  roll of  her  eyes,  silence  becoming  her  for  but  a  brief  moment  ...  she  knows  for  a  FACT  that  she  is  going  to  regret  her  next  question.

   “ because you are ! himedere-chan needs to listen to her subjects once in a while and maybe they’ll use her real name. “

   WHO ARE YOU CALLING WANNABE INTERNET SENSATION? HE IS THE SENSATION.

                     ❝ i’m  sorry  ---  ??  i  can’t  hear  you  over  the  sound  of  you  whining  and  ...  the  sound  me  paying  no  attention  to  your  whining. ❞

   he regretted saying those words now. he knew she could be annoying, but to this extent? 

   “ ugh, super hime not enough dere. fine, just forget it then, you’d be too frustrating to hear it correctly anyway. “

                     ❝ me  ---  ??  yes,  because  i’m  the  one  being  entirely  irritating  and  frustrating  ---  !!  would  it  kill  you  to  my  name  just  this  once  ---  ?? ❞

                     ❝ was  there  a  particular  instrument  that  you  able  to  play  ---  ??  it’d  be  cool  to  hear  you  play  at  some  point  ---  ?? ❞

          she  found  herself  to  hold  talent  in  a  very  MINOR  number  musical  instruments  ...  guitar of  BOTH acoustic  &&  electric  holding  a  speciality  to  her.           she  had  to  admit,  to  witness  the  TALENTS  of  others  was  a  type  of  pass  time  for  her  ...  she  wasn’t  STUPID  ...  she  could  recognise  talent  the  moment  it  revealed  itself  to  HER --- !!

                     ❝ so  ...  the  is  the  red  for  bad  guys  ---  ??  so  they  don’t  see  you  bleed  ---  ??  for  supposed  crime  fighter,  spandex  really  don’t  seem  very  practical  ---  ?? ❞

          she  talks  as  she  holds  all  the  KNOWLEDGE  in  the  world  about  fighting  crime  ---  ??  she  wouldn’t  HAVE  the  first  idea  about  what  it  took  even  if  it  out right  came  from  NOWHERE  ---  !!

                     ❝ and  what  kind  of  a  name  is  spider - man  ---  ??  you  might  as  well  have  a  sign  around  your  neck  that  says  look  at  me  ...  i’m  a  bug. ❞

                    ❝ you  …  i  sometimes  think  why  someone  hasn’t  slapped  you  with  a  wet  fish  …  —  ?? ❞

“ …would you be happy if i was flirting ? “

                    ❝ yamete   kuda - stop  …  piko - kun  …  if  this  is  still  you’re  attempt  at  flirting  …  it’s  certainly  not  working.  also,  who  said  anything  about  rumours  …  i’m  telling  solid  gold  honesty  here. ❞

      “    hm? ah, yes! it was … a program named ‘doom’? it was really big and scary. but my antivirus fought it off! thank you for being concerned.    ”

                     ❝ well  ...  i  suppose  if  you’re  okay  now  then  that’s  the  main  thing  ...  still  ...  just  be  a  little  more  careful  ...  okay  ---  ?? ❞

“ i tried to download something he sent to me, and i nearly got a virus. ” :<