Cleanse the darkness

I did that thing where you clean your tablet screen with your boobs

as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

where’s your fucking whimsy, jackass? your compassion? is it only irony and judgement 24/7 for you? booooo

the need to talk about the characters vs the fear that all of my analysis is just empty prose and surface level understanding

[Image description: A line drawing of an ogre holding a copy of Ulysses by James Joyce. They are crying pitifully and messily, with snot running out of their nose. The ogre says, "Everyone call ogre stupid and it true! Ogre barely even literate! Ogre finally finished reading Ulysses, but Ogre only can identify surface level themes like Religion and Nationalism and can't comprehend deeper ideas like the 'Remorse of Conscience' that make James Joyce's novel a Modernist classic! Ogre so dumb, it make Ogre sad! At this rate, Ogre will never understand Finnegans Wake!" /end description.]

wuagbh

yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

No, I don't. Please, proceed.

if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it

That would be fucked up.

yknow what would be more fucked up

Football field full of viruses.

Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.

Really big vampire.

Inside-out Sweden.

if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it

Yeah that's pretty fucked up.