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You’re def right about Flareon running the hottest, I think they would also be some of the most affectionate in a way. They violently nuzzle their face and neck into you whilst nearing completion and also post-nut. It’s simultaneously loving affection and also further claiming you by getting their smell all over you 🧡 

Jolteon are…. Far too excitable for their own good at times. They have those spring-loaded muscles that fuck faster than they have any busniness doing so, and they often cum the fastest as a result….. but by arceus the recovery on them is insane. They can go round after round, and the more empty their balls, the more little electric zaps you get. Out of love of course 💛

Vaporeon fucking is something of a delicate art. They take it slower and like to curl as much of their tail around you as possible. They also make a lot of very cute purrs and trills that aren’t heard very often outside of sex. When they cum, it’s a higher amount than many of the other eeveelutions, however it is also much higher in volume of water due to their biological composition. This can lead to worries of less fertility, so Vaporeon regularly will remain entwined for long after the deed is done. Be prepared to warm their cocks until sunrise 💙

Espeon and Umbreon have similar effects that they can pull on their partners, but have different ways of going about it. They both can and will mess with your mind. In espeon’s case it utilizes its intense psychic prowess to completely overwhelm your mind, leaving it unable to focus on any one specific thing and eventually go completely dumb. Umbreon on the other hand takes a slightly rougher route and has a toxin in its saliva that, when injected into the bloodstream in small enough doses, makes your muscles loosen a lot and fogs over your mind. Leaving your limbs heavy and mind so sleepy. Oh… surely a nap here would be fine….  💜🖤

Leafeon definitely do produce the most seed…. They cum very large amounts and have a very high sperm count. Leafeon that are less sexually experienced will often be fully tapped out of any more activity for a while after just one round because of how hard and how much they cum. Thankfully, with practice, they can get their stamina up to keep going more and more… be sure to lay out some towels if you plan to go a few rounds with a Leafeon. You’ll need it 💚

Glaceon are much more territorial and possessive than one would think, at least when it comes to their sexual partners. They, similar to Flareon, want others to know that you are theirs. However, they take a much more visible approach. Small teeth marks and bruises are common to be left on their partners, working in tandem with the scent you’re utterly drenched in to REALLY paint the picture. And, yes, their cum is cold. Not unpleasantly so, but it is the coldest amongst the eeveelus 🩵

Sylveon are very sensitive, it’s known that their ribbons are essentially feelers in their own way…. But what you may not know is that a Sylveon that is in the right headspace can cum from nothing but stimulation to their ribbons. They are also some of the most clingy in sex, rivaling Vaporeon. They will wrap every ribbon around any part of you that they can grab, and will grip with their full strength. They do tend to loosen up after they’ve came, but until then you may notice your fingers going tingly from the cut-off blood flow 🩷

I should be asleep but my pussy possessed my mind and wrote this instead