Puppies For Dummies

Open up, you're about to get a heaping helping of the truth! This is a puppy, dummy.

It's trained to sniff out dummies. Uh-oh, it's looking at you. This is a puppy, dummy.

I'll grant you three wishes so long as each wish is to know what these are. These are puppies, dummy.

The scariest thing to me this season is that you still don't know what this is. This is a puppy, dummy.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this urgent news report. A local dummy is completely unaware of what this is! If you're watching, this is a puppy, dummy.

I'll give you a hint. Think of anything in the world that isn't a puppy and this isn't that. I hope that helped. This is a puppy, dummy.

Some sort of manager? A branch manager perhaps? Not at all. This is a puppy, dummy.

I won't couch this in any fancy words. Just blunt facts. This is a puppy, dummy.

You and ignorance are always side by side. It's time for some time apart. These are puppies, dummy.

This may seem like a blanket statement but it is true. All people that don't know what this is are dummies, including you. This is a puppy, dummy.

Is it still called a puppy even if no one is around to hear it? Yes, of course. This is a puppy, dummy.

This one is pretty black and white. This is a puppy, dummy.

I can't say for certain, but I think this might be a puppy. Oh wait, yes I can. It definitely is a puppy, dummy.

They say money isn't everything. That's true. Some things are puppies. Like this. This is a puppy, dummy.

I have a pawposition for you. How about you learn what this is and in return you get to know what this is? Deal? Good. This is a puppy, dummy.

The hottest look this season is knowledge and summer not up to date so I thought I'd let you know. This is a puppy, dummy.

I've got some info and if you're feeling a little nosey I'll let you in. This is a puppy, dummy.