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“You’re weird.”

“How dare you…”

“Well, try harder!”

“I do believe in aliens.”

“That’s very noble of you.”

“I’ve failed a lot of people.”

“I spent a lot of time on that.”

“You would be the first to die.”

“It’d be so dope to be a pickle.”

“Well, now you hurt my feelings.”

“Well, there goes another family.”

“I’m just suffering from meanness.”

“It’s very NATIONAL TREASURE…”

“Why are you so obsessed with butts?”

“I feel like ghosts would want to party with me.”

“Bipedal, with a mouth, and, like, dicks and stuff.”

“Do you suffer from farts when you get on planes?”

“I think it’s possible he may be a demon or an alien.”

“His head is just a giant, Russian doll of skepticism.”

“That being said, it could have been aliens, y’know?”

“I thought it might be, like, a weird Norwegian name.”

“There is a part of me that’d be stoked it’s happening.”

“Why don’t you come over here and rip my bones out?”

“I felt like a kid presenting his science project to his dad.”

“I actually thought most of these theories were possible.”

“It wasn’t just raining! I think it was a little bit more than rain!”

“Why did you say that like you were a character in FARGO?”

“We’re not going to perpetuate this myth that I like butt-stuff!”

“When I took off the mask, there’s just another one underneath.”

“You’re as helpful as one of those kids from STRANGER THINGS.”

“I didn’t realize you were gonna come in hot with the sound effects.”

“Who do you think would survive in a zombie apocalypse? Me or you?”

‘Why aren’t we interacting?’

😿 - I’m too shy to reach out

😥 - I’m a little intimidated by your writing length / style / formatting

😵 - I don’t know how to approach you

⌛️ -  You seem really busy

👥 - I don’t know which of my muses you’re interested in

📝 - It would help if you could feel my interest checker!

❓ - I’m not familiar with any of your current muses

📩 - I’ve sent you asks / written you starters, but you never replied to them

📤 - We have threads, and I’ve been waiting on your replies

💬 - I have a plot in mind for us, but I haven’t found the right way/time to reach out

💞 - I ship our muses, but I don’t know if you’re interested

✒️ - I usually interact through memes / open starters and you don’t post a lot of them

🥇 - You followed me first and I’m waiting for you to make the first move

🥰 - I’m following you because I love your writing and content and I just want to read your stuff