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@puppiedcat
[I donât really care about the holiday, I just keep getting stuck in these damned flowers. I want to go eat cookies from the grocery store...]

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spinattacksâ:
   âGeez, how many times do I have to say this?â
   âHedgehog! Iâm a hedgehog! Clearly, you need a pair of    glasses you⌠cat⌠puppy⌠thing with eyebrows!â
[My vision is perfect. Iâve never seen a hedgehog thatâs blue.]
âCall me again when the fluffy floofballs transform into hunks~â
She wants to be the one whoâs princess-carried, not the other way around!
[If I ever figure out out to turn back Iâll let you know.]
oneeyedpsychicâ:
âYouâre small, cute, covered in fur, and walking on all fours.â
âCanât get more animal than that, pal.â
[I AM NOT CUTE]
gleamknightâ:
âLuckily, I have another costume for you.â Puppycat? No more! He is nowâŚChocolate Chip CookieCat!
[I WILL MURDER YOU A THOUSAND TIMES]

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@spinattacksâ said: Alright, whatever you say small critter!Â
[Big words from the large blue rat.]
@gleamknightâ said: FREAK?
[I call them like I see them.]
oneeyedpsychicâ:
âYouâre literally a cat.â
âOr a dogâŚ?â
[Iâm not an animal.]
[The red-headed freak is right. There are too many animals here.]
@puppiedcatâ
âOh, itâs you again.â That weird talking animal- he still couldnât quite tell if he was a cat or a dog. At the very least, heâd more or less gotten over the fact that he could talk. Maybe he could hold a better conversation today, or-
âWould you get off my foot?â
[Iâm tired, I canât get up.] It was really this strangerâs fault for being in his way, right? Heâd found this nap spot fair and square. Heâd just had a big meal, and now itâs time to sleep it off.
Jeez, heâs persistent, though...
[If you want me to move youâll have to carry me.]

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[love is a scam. the internet should only be used for important things. like mobile games and ordering takeout.]
replacementdreamâ:
Bee picks him up, giving him a smooch on his head.
âYou wanna be a pumpkin with me instead?â
[Noooooo!] he protests, but doesnât jump down. [I want to be something cool.]
[Donât put me in a costume like that.]
@puppiedcatâ
ââŚ?â This creature, it perplexed him. Both the canine and feline features were apparent, but Shadow couldnât tell which this creature favored more. Well, that wasnât the point here. Whatever this animal was, it was staring.
âIâm not big on animals. Go away.â
[You go away. I was here first.] Puppycat looks away, turning in a circle before sitting down-- right at the kidâs feet! And a yawn to add insult to injury.
[Besides, Iâm not an animal. Youâre pretty rude.]
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Send âSwitcherooâ for a temp job outfit !
[I needed a new partner for this job because Bee doesn't like water... but why did I have to get this guy?? He's annoying.]

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[I think itâs funny when the children do violence.]
replacementdreamâ:
âAhah.. haha.. what.â
That.. wasnât what Bee was expecting to hear. Sure, being asleep wasnât much of a surpriseâ she did literally wake up in this new place, but as Puppycat knocked on her head, creating a few loud thunk noises as he did, Beeâs expression started to change into one of confusion.
âWe.. left home? But, uhh, werenât we.. at the bottom of the ocean, picking up all my junk? I mean, I figured I got tired after and fell asleep down there with you, but.. I donât remember.. leaving?â
âN.. o..? I..â her brow furrowed as Puppycat began to ask her more questions, dropping her gaze to the ground as she thought as hard as she possibly couldâ but no matter how hard she tried, she couldnât place what her friend was saying, and it was starting to make her feel.. weird. Â âI donât.. remember. I donât remember? Iââ
Suddenly, Bee felt that strange ache in her chest againâ the one that made her feel so empty in her dreams. She pulled Puppycat closer to her, almost instinctively, as if trying to snuff it out. It was probably nothing, anywayâ he was just confusing her and riling up all her guts.. .. right?
âPuppycat, câmon.. youâre reaaally trying to sell me on this, huh? How else would we get to another planet if you didnât take us here? Youâre sooo sneaky,â yeah, thatâs probably what it wasâ he was just pranking her! She was fine to leave it at that and forget about how sad everything was making her feel all of a sudden. âI bet this is all apart of our training from TempBot! I canât get us suspended again if we havenât even tried to do that stuff.. probably. Maybe.. we have to find where the food goes once it falls in the hole. Then we can go eat it? I hope we get paid after too, though..â she started to walk back in the direction where she woke up, hoping heâd just.. humour her, or tell her she was right.
Puppycat watches her think about it, tilting his head to the side. She doesnât remember... of course something like that would be upsetting. He wants to question her further and get to the bottom of it all, but he hates seeing her sad. He certainly doesnât want to be the one causing it.
[It wasnât me,] he insists. [We left. You were sleeping, so you probably donât remember.] Sleeping is a nice way to put it, but he doesnât want to come right out and say the alternative. He hops from her arms, gazing back at the hole. Still so strange...
[We can try that plan. Iâll fill you in as we go.] He looks up at her. It might be easier for her to experience this world for herself. And he doesnât know for sure that TempBot isnât involved, right...? As long as he doesnât let her fall down there.
 [Letâs go get some food.]
...
[But only if we get to eat some of it, too. Iâm hungry.]