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gleamknight

"What?! Why?! For once it wasn't me!"

oneeyedpsychic

"I dunno. You asked what did you do, which tells me you did something. And it's nice to have a villain sometimes."

#sorry for being mean to zelos <--- lying #gleamknight

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gleamknight

"What did I do!? This is bullshit!!"

oneeyedpsychic

"I blame you for all our misfortunes."

#gleamknight #it's probably his fault if you think about it

"How dare they kick us out of our houses like that!? I wanna talk to whoever is in charge!"

#isola dash commentary #lol. lmao even

"Sure hope the new neighbors don't suck as much as Zelos does." Chat she doesn't know.

#hawks is gonna track so much mud into her house #isola dash commentary

wingherc

｢𓆄｣ "The name alone is supposed to make me want to eat it?" A brow quirked at her explanation, and he was really on the fence about trying it now.

But, if it was as she said: it was just a sugar-y concoction. Nothing crazy, and Hawks did have an insatiable sweet tooth.

So, he sighed and held his hand out, "Fine. I'll try it."

"Don't think it's because I want to, though. I just like sugar."

oneeyedpsychic

"You're in my house. You have no choice in the matter." Maybe this would teach him to barge in without an invite. Probably not though.

"Bottoms up!" The glass handed to him was a shade of bright green that didn't exactly scream edible. The rainbow strips of candy sitting inside the drink didn't really help either. Someone needed to stop letting her make this.

#wingherc #hawks found dead in spirale

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@underteika gets a Winterfes starter!

"Come on, it's not like it's difficult or anything!"

Perhaps her words would have held more weight if she were not quite literally skating circles around Anda.

"Haven't you ever been roller skating before? Same idea; just colder!"

Having satisfied her need to show off a bit, she did eventually come to a full stop in front of them. A hand was then extended to Anda.

"Grab onto me and I'll show you~"

#underteika #winterfes 2024 #ignore its january now #i think anda should throw a rock at her #for old times sake

underteika-archived

@oneeyedpsychic

They are just. Covered in dirt. And standing in the garden when she gets back, which, has been expanded a pretty big chunk. Thankfully, her own garden isn't caught in the torn-up lawn crossfire.

"...Don't worry, it'll look better."

oneeyedpsychic

"What the fuck?" How eloquent.

"You look like you got into a fight with the ground. And lost." She added, cautiously approaching to take a look at their handiwork. They sure did work fast...

"I figured you were gonna want to plant a couple things of your own once you moved in up here. I just didn't expect you to tear up half my yard to do it. You trying to feed the whole island or something?"

#underteika #its a christmas miracle: dirt!#for the dirtman of course

wingherc

@oneeyedpsychic

｢𓆄｣ "Sorry, what did you say this was?" Don't ask how Hawks got in here, or why he was sitting like he owned the place, feet kicked up on the arm rest, lazing about her own home.

"You didn't make this just for me, did ya?"

oneeyedpsychic

"Think of it as a special treat for a new pal. All my friends have had it before." And probably all her foes (Zelos) too!

"I know Battery Acid Spaghetti isn't the most appealing sounding name, but there's no actual battery acid in it. Or spaghetti. Just sour candy and energy drink. It's good!"

#zal casts tummy hurting disease onto hawks for getting mud on her armrest #wingherc

underteika-archived

"What's wrong with my old one...? It's comfortable."

And also, shocker, has a band logo on it.

"Besides, it's not like I go anywhere fancy like you do. I have like, maybe two nice outfits. That's all I need."

oneeyedpsychic

"You act like I'm obscenely rich and fancy and go to parties constantly or something. I mean, I am one of those things but it sure isn't fancy."

"Only two nice outfits? Yeah, I definitely need to take you out shopping. Or at least get you a newer coat without a band logo on it. I refuse to let the shitty band shirt takeover happen without a fight."

#underteika #zal also hates their grunge hippie stoner swag but because she has no taste /j

underteika-archived

"I have a decent wardrobe! I wear it all the time! They're totally decent, you're just a hater."

oneeyedpsychic

"Me? A hater? Noooo. I would never!" The sarcasm was palpable, that's for sure.

"Would it kill you to at least freshen up your wardrobe a little bit? Maybe a nice new winter coat or something."

#underteika #wait oh my god you're so right #a rainbow of plaid #damn you must be a genius

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underteika-archived

"You use, like, four of them as pajama shirts."

oneeyedpsychic

"Yeah, four of them. Not four hundred."

"Even I don't own this much plaid, y'know. I need to take you shopping for a decent wardrobe." Or at least some nice new winter clothes!

#underteika #finally zal is gonna be eatin good

"Nooo! My beautiful house... It's ruined!" Band shirts... Band shirts everywhere...

"How are there even more than last time!?"

#hi anda welcome back she missed you but not your shirts <3 #isola dash commentary #truly no one has suffered more than zal

gleamknight

It's that time of year!!

TO: [All Contacts] FROM: Zelos Wilder

[txt]: HAPPY THOTSGIVING 💦🦃🦃🦃🍴👅👅 TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED 👌🏻👈🏻👅😩😩😩 YOURE ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOES 👭🍑💦❤️ ❤️IM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE 🍆💦💦💦🍂 🍂🍂SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF THE NASTIEST 👄💃🏽 PILGRIMS YOU KNOW 🦃🦃😩😩😏😏 IF U GET THREE BACK THEN U REALLY A HOE 👌🏼👌

oneeyedpsychic

To: Zelos

From: Zal

[TEXT]: You will start coughing in Seven Days

#CANT EVEN ESCAPE THIS DAMN THING ON TUMBLR #gleamknight #nsfw text #cw nsfw

wingherc

🐤

#lmfaoooo

twohundredpower

TO: anyone FROM: lloyd irving

[ TXT ] : hey what does @ mean??? [ TXT ] : its not like one of those picture things but it looks like a snail?? is it a snail?? [ TXT ] : go snails go! [ TXT ] : @@@@@@@@

oneeyedpsychic

To: Lloyd

From: Zal

[TEXT]: It is a little snail! [TEXT]: Every time you make one you have to give it a leaf emoji so it doesn't get sad and die

#hello and welcome back to zal lying to lloyd again #its not even a good lie she's just mean #twohundredpower

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Alternative Allegory: Pokemon

Psychic Zal would like to battle, because Groundskeeper Anda is not in the group currently!

Originally from Kalos, Zal currently travels the world on her journey to eventually become a Gym Leader. Given her experience with gathering all the badges in Kalos, and her rich af father owning a popular battle facility, she's a force to be reckoned with if she wants to be.

She also has Contest experience! Mostly because her mother constantly made her compete. She does alright, but it's not really her thing. It's her mom's dream, not hers, y'know?

Actually became so tired of her parents trying to decide her life for her (become a contest star or take over the battle facility one day) that she decided the best course of action (instead of talking about her wants and needs) was to just run away from home instead! As you do.

Sometimes a pokemon battle isn't enough and she needs to punch someone in the jaw

Still has her psychic powers, but they're not nearly as strong as they are with her normal self. Best you're gonna get is an impressive juggling act. And maybe shoved around.

She is not aware that any AU shenanigans are going on, so she might be a little jumpy if someone recognizes her.

I will post her team and a starter post later, this is just to get the general info down.

#isola event info #event: alternative allegory #i have had an extensive pokemon au for zal since the 3DS days i am unhinged and dangerous

#i didn't feel like putting more than 30 seconds of effort into this edit

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