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while I’m here:

aspartame does not give you cancer

gluten is not bad for you if you’re not allergic/don’t have celiac disease

superfoods aren’t real, they’re just healthy things with maybe some nicer levels of certain vitamins

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

does anyone else remember a few years back when some people swapped around SSBB character animations for a bit of fun and accidentally unleashed horrific monstrosities from the deepest pits of hell  

Please help: My friend’s brother has been kidnapped and is still missing.

My friend, ammirabilis, had her brother kidnapped yesterday, Tuesday April 14, 2015 around noon. This is the post she made on Facebook regarding it:

“If you have seen the news this morning, my little brother was abducted from DesMoines area in Washington yesterday and we are still searching for him.

He was wearing a red and white checkered shirt with brown pants. Suspect is female and drives a blue 2005 Hyundai Sonata license plate AMB9450.

If you are in the area and see anything, please report to the authorities. Mom and I just want him back.”

Here is a link to the news article about the kidnapping: http://www.king5.com/story/news/crime/2015/04/15/des-moines-child-abduction/25809859/ I’ve already seen some people showing skepticism about the incident because her mom did not call the police immediately: she did not call the police immediately because she does not speak English. So she waited for her daughter to get her in order to figure out what they should do and how to file a report.