My dating headcanons about the UTMV boys
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Some parts MAY be slightly spicy, but nothing explicit!
Apologies for any grammatical errors, this wasn't proof-read at ALL! I'm also not an English speaker.
Owns a lot of pictures of you. He stole a camera from some AU just so he could take photos of you and him... Mostly you. He just wants to capture every part of you.
Speaking of capturing... You're pretty much his favorite muse. There's nothing he likes more than drawing you specifically.
Ink never actually tried digital art... But he is like an expert at traditional! His drawings of you look professional as hell. He's not being subtle when his drawings of you look much more detailed than his other stuff.
There's a lot of things that Ink forgets, hell- he even forgets what he's talking about most of the time, but he still somehow doesn't forget to tell you when he has to leave the Doodlesphere.
"Byee Muffin! I'll be going out!"
Ink has a habbit of mentioning you everywhere to everyone. He's like that one friend that can't stop talking about his super awesome partner. (Swap and Dream just nod politely but don't comment on it)
Both of his eyes immediately turn into hearts when he sees/hears you.
He writes little details about you as a reminder for himself on his scarf. Honestly, at this point? 90% of the stuff on his scarf is just informations about you.
Error forgot how to genuinely love another person a long time ago... And while he may be skittish at times when it comes to affection... He has other ways of showing it.
Error likes knitting you different things. Mostly clothes, like scarfs, gloves, hats, etc. And you know he cares a lot about you when his work has tiny details woven in it.
That one time that you said you liked this animal? Boom! It's now incorporated in the hat he's been knitting you!
Gets strangely offended when someone even DARES to imply that he doesn't care about you. They must be crazy! (Acting as if he isn't the crazy one.)
Instead of giving you a hug (he can't because of Haphephobia) he'll wrap his strings around you instead. Sometimes even squeezes you.
Likes listening to you. He'll be content in just listening to you while he drifts off... Your voice is just so comforting to him.
While he doesn't enjoy when others get to him and make him lower his defenses... No one gets to him quite like you. In a good way, of course! He tries to get over his Haphephobia for you, so that he could actually touch you. But it's a long process.
Good luck with getting this man to do anything that won't involve you. While he tries to keep you out of the way in battle... He gets really worried if he won't see you for a long period of time. So he takes you with him on his missions adventures.
It's usually the low-stakes missions, so he knows you'll be safe. He gets really frustrated with himself if the mission/adventure turned out to actually not be all that safe.
Dream likes to relax with you after a long day. Just... Sitting beside you, reading a book and not even saying anything while you do your own thing. That's peak relationship right there.
He doesn't like using his positivity on you. He only uses it on you if you specifically ask him for it... But other than that? He doesn't want you to experience fake emotions. That just feels awful, in his perspective.
Dream just always struck me as someone who has a very traditional way of looking at a relationship, so I think he'd basically do everything from holding your hand, kissing you (somehow)... No sex until marriage, unfortunately for you. But perhaps you could persuade him somehow.
Sweet mercy, Nightmare is NOTHING like his brother. He doesn't "wait until marriage", nor does he hold your hand. One might call him.... A little freaky? But he's definitely treating you less like you're his partner and more like you're his property.
Don't let that fool you though... Being the partner of one of the most powerful monsters of all time has its perks.
And while Nightmare doesn't do "relationships", his inner other self (passive) is absolutely lovey-dovey in love with you that it's almost pathetic. At least... In Nightmare's eyes.
He sometimes randomly rolls his eyes, and you never know why. Little did you know that it's because his other self made some gushing, absolutely diabolically down-bad comment about you.
Nightmare never actually tells you that he loves you, or that he appreciates you... But he does show it in different ways. For example; your dates are the most EXPENSIVE things ever. Nightmare goes all out, despite calling you "his pet" constantly.
Him and his other self share at least one thing... They can't get enough of you.
Swap is the most loving boyfriend on this list probably. He's not ashamed to scream his love for you from the rooftops!
He rather enjoys cooking for you. He makes sure to learn how to cook your favorite meal, no matter how hard or weird it might be! We love a good malewife in this household.
Swap carries you over puddles, and other things. He just likes holding you in his arms, honestly. (No, he definitely isn't doing it because he likes feeling you pressed to his body, nuh-uh!)
Swap makes sure to shower you in praise wherever you go or whatever you do. Even giving you indirect compliments... Like talking to his buddies, and suddenly, he's like; "[Name] is the best partner I could've ever gotten." Out loud so you can hear him.
Please, please wear his clothes more! He loves watching you drown in his fabric!
Dating Killer is a wild ride, mostly because it's a gamble what kind of personality you'll get from him. But he remains... Pretty much the same with you. Or at least... Tries to.
Killer's honestly shocked that Nightmare let him date you. He cherishes that everyday!
If there's one thing you can expect from Killer... It's PDA. He's literally all over you (sometimes literally). Always has to at LEAST have his hand around your waist. No, he doesn't care if it makes anyone uncomfortable.
I feel like Killer wouldn't actually know a lot about dating... So he's just raw-dogging it half the time.
Killer has a tendency to get absolutely distracted when you enter the room. He literally has heart eyes for you.
He might even let you touch his knife... On the promise that you won't harm yourself.
Killer is NOT actually as dirty-minded as one might think, he's more... Shockingly shy. Despite always touching you and being all talk but no bite, the moment you initiate something intimate? Dude's a goner. Can't think, can't speak and he's hella sweating. But he's agreeing to whatever you ask him for in an INSTANT.
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