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just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth

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richist-deactivated20150511

Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast

sexualremarks

yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women

i see this fuckin comment on this post and i lost my shit,, i literally almost threw my phone across the room

im sitting on the floor at school and i cant get comfortable so im considering just laying face down in the middle of the hall and let hundreds of high school kids stampede over my body

country music be like:

i butt fucked my sister, my cow ran away, and i gave a blowjob to my green tractor named betty

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terriamon

mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*

me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*

foodchewer

live laugh lasagna

*me staring into the void*

*kazoo noises in my brain*

y'all dont know fear until you have an old man growl at you in the chili's parking lot

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dude!!!!!!!!!! Christopher Paolini shared my art on his story!!!! AAAAAAA AND HE COMMENTED THAT HE LOVES IT!! IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW,,,, MY FAVORITE AUTHOR :D))))

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ah yes, the 3 stages of p a i n

anyone else violently punch the shower curtain when you enter the bathroom?

the-pinkopaque

My Chemical Romance - Blood, Dir. Marc Webb

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im not giving the context of where i came across this comment

emmettmccartycullen

#neverforget the time that Bella wore a full length khaki skirt to meet Edward’s family and he basically lost it because he thought she looked so sexy