Waiting for Hbomb to drop the new video for 2 years like a military wife waiting for her beloved to come home from the war or some shit

I think I'm ready to remarry now

I do wish we could make it a little more socially acceptable to wander the streets at night weeping inconsolably I feel like that would have a great catharsis factor for a lot of people

listen it was a lighthearted goof but I am a little sick of people going "um what's stopping you?? no one will care." I'm glad that you live somewhere that people walking around showing signs of loud emotional distress never get harassed or bothered or have the cops called on them! not everyone does.

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

The slow realization that they have been loved not like a child, but as a trophy. But it was love nonetheless. Wasn't it?

Yes I ship them. Non-canonically. Yes I know they got together in canon, it was a terrible decision, it made the story much worse. I don't want them together in the story, I just ship them. What's confusing.

First time I see the full lyrics without it being take me to snurch (snail church)

What really makes this for me is that OP could have phoned it in on the chorus and just repeated the same fics, but no. They found a unique one every time. Class act.

i like dogs too like i rlly love animals but it is so annoying how practically no one trains their dogs and they have some of the most grating whining sounds whenever they get like any kind of redirection or discipline and then they all bark at like a million decibels like stoppppp stoppppppp it oh god it is so annoying trying to talk to my patients who r hard of hearing with the constant barking and freaking out and the family is like :) fido is soooo excited to see new people isnt he cute! PUT FIDO OUTSIDE FOR AN HOUR FUCCCKKK

Ok if we exclude Palpatine who has the gayest lightsaber?

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

academic writing these days is always like “be/longing” “re-membering” “(under)standing”

STEM academic writing is like "we present the results of the ACRONYM project (A ContRived mnemOnic is NecessarY Material)"

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

"We don't have enough people, funding, and power to bring about changes through elections! We have to do an armed revolution instead which thankfully doesn't require people, funding, or power to pull off."