Like this post, and I will come to your ask box or IM thing so we can plot out a longer type thread! I’ll also write the starter with what we come up with!

Send me a ➳ and I will generate a number from 1-300 (yes, 300!) for what my muse will say to yours.

Originally posted by geekylaugifs

“Tonight, we are victorious.” “All my friends were glorious.” “Let me be your killer king.” “It hurts until it stops.” “My touch is black and poisonous.” “Drink the wine.” “We’ve got to turn up the crazy.” “We’re living like a washed-up celebrity.” “I taste like magic.” “Fifty words for murder and I’m every one of them.” “My life started the day I got caught.” “Who was I trying to be?” “The time for being sad is over.” “Being blue is better than being over it.” “I was drunk and it didn’t mean a thing.” “I love the things you hate about yourself.” “No one wants you when you have no heart.” “You’ll never know if you don’t ever try.” “Drink the wine.” “Welcome to the end of eras.” “Dress me up and watch me die.” “If it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine.” “You just might see a ghost tonight.” “I’m taking back the crown.” “I see what’s mine and take it.” “So close, I can taste it.” “I am so much more than royal.” “Heroes always get remembered.” “Legends never die.” “Welcome to my world of fun.” “Do I look lonely?” “People have told me I don’t look the same.” “How could I ask for more.” “It feels like my mind is going to burst.” “Am I the best you’ve ever had?” “Smile even though you’re sad.”

“I usually have a pretty good hunch ‘bout these sorta things.” She smiled softly at him.

“I can see that. And it’s a very good skill to have, being able to read people like that.”

“Are you breaking up with me?” “Are you having nightmares again?” “Anything you want to say?” “Apparently, I need to grow a mustache.” “Balloons? Really?” “Be quiet!” “But what if we get caught?” “Can you not?” “Care to tell me what’s going on?” “Come find me.” “Did you even love me?” “Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?” “Don’t look at me like that.” “Don’t touch me.” “Do you love him/her?” “Do you love me?” “Everyone leaves.” “Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice.“  “Fine, I’ll go.” “Finally!” “Fight me for it.” “Fuck it.” “Get away from me.” “Gotcha!” “How high are you?” “How did you get here?” “I bought a goat.” “If what we had was real, how could you be fine?” “I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid.” “I hate you.” “I’ll bet you a dollar.” “I said that I’m in love with you.” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m going to kill you.” “I’m not eating that.” “Is that a chicken?” “It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good.” “Jokes on me, huh?” “Just friends?” “Just let me go.” “Just tell me the truth!"  "Kiss me.” “Kicking someone is not a form of romance.” “Let me explain.” “Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture.” “Maybe you should go.” “Maybe fuck you will be our always.” “May need you to bail me out of jail.” “Miss you.” “No. The answer is no.” “Not drunk enough for this.” “Never, ever doing that again.” “Okay, I know this looks bad…” “Please don’t.” “Please stop talking.” “Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus.” “Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach.” “Quiet! Someone’s going to hear.” “Quit being annoying.” “Really, where were you?” “Right. Of course it’s my fault.” “Silly of me to think you actually cared.” “Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple.” “So… How’s the weather?” “Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog.” “There’s something wrong with you.” “This definitely isn’t what it looks like.” “Us? There is no us.” “Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry.” “Unfortunately, she/he said no."  "Very cute.” “We can’t do this.” “Was it just a lie?” “Wait, what did you just say?” “Wait! Hold on!"  "Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?” “What the hell?” “Why are you naked?” “Why is there silly string everywhere?” “Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?"  "Without you, I’m lost.” “X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?” “You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore.” “You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…” “Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation.” “Zelda is more important right now." 

“Oh, please, you’re not annoyed at that whole murder thing, are you?”

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❛❛ All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet. ❜❜ ❛❛ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it. ❜❜ ❛❛ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ What do you mean, Santa isn’t real? ❜❜ ❛❛ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets. ❜❜  ❛❛ You always give the best presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me get a picture of this for the memories. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas party at your house! ❜❜ ❛❛ I swear to god, if you give me a ‘dick-in-a-box’ for Christmas again- ❜❜ ❛❛ It’s snowing! ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals fun times. ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals broken bones. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please stop saying ‘Christmas is coming’ in Stark’s voice. ❜❜  ❛❛ Are you really setting traps for Santa — ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Don’t eat the cookies & milk I’m leaving on the table, unless your name is Santa. ❜❜ ❛❛ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ❜❜ ❛❛ Wanna help with the pudding? ❜❜ ❛❛ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜   ❛❛ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ❜❜ ❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ❜❜ ❛❛ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights – ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ❜❜ ❛❛ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ❜❜ ❛❛ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ❜❜  ❛❛ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you telling me you don’t put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ❜❜ ❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! It’s Christmas. ❜❜         ❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas is just another day. What’s the big deal? ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ❜❜     

“They keep forgetting what they were helping you with? Seems like they’re a bit incompetent if you ask me.” Peter bit his lip and looked around frustratingly before returning his attention back to the girl in front of him. “Look, I can help you if you really need it, but I’m not sure how much use I’m gonna be to you.”

“See and those, my friend, are the words of a man who doesn’t get much action. It is never nothing and all the work is worth it!” 

“I don’t know what you’re talking about, man. I get plenty of.. action or whatever you’re talking about. Just don’t think it’s worth all the trouble.”

“Okay so I know you fancy stuff and if I am right, the pixie dust motherlode is located under this tree right here.” She tapped the bark of the dead tree and smiled. “Is that worth your time?”

Peter quirked an eyebrow in interest and stepped closer to the tree, giving the unremarkable tree a look of indifference. “I guess it all depends on whether or not you really are right. If you are, then I am interested.”

“I don’t mean t’ sound rude, but you look a lil’ outta place.”

“You don’t sound rude. And, honestly, you’re right. I’ve never been here before in my life.”

“I’ll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.“

Peter peered over at the list she held, trying to decipher what was written on it from the distance between them. “Have you tried asking someone who works here? They’d probably know better than I would.” He tried not to put too much bite into his tone, but he mentally cringed when he could tell it did not work too well.